Today, to mark the end of my ethereal restructuring, I have granted all my classes a week off from all out of class assignments ( Read more... )

THIRTY-FIVE POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

And, with that said, allow me to elaborate.

Recently, as many of you are no doubt aware, our wonderful Kouchou...err Headmaster, cast a rather irritating spell to cause us to speak in rhyme. Due to my naturally unique mystical equilibrium, I was adversely effected by this cursed thing ( Read more... )

Qu'est-ce que c'est maintenant?
Aucun Japonais? Français parlant?

Jour horrible! Mon dieu!
Terrible! Terrible! Que continue?

(I do not speak French.)

Kyoo wa chigau!
Nihongo desu ka?
Iie! Wakarimasen!

Oshierusen!
Watashi wa ojiru!
Jumon o chigau!

Dumbuludoru!
Sukuu! Sukuu ne!
Konikurashii!

MISCREANTS!

I know not whom among you has done this whilst my Inner Eye rests, but do not become overly sure of your safety!
Filthy, wretched, THIEVES!I awoke this night only to travel down the way to find the ladder of my room lowered, the door wide open, half off its hinges, and my room flooded! The highest room of the North Tower flooded! This ( Read more... )

Salutations from the Beyond.

While in dire need of aid, my classroom in a shambles, only one stepped forward! Madam Mulier, elegant ambassador to the muggle realm, submitted a solution when the massive, gapping, crumbling hole in my wall was mentioned.

Marvelous thing!
A T-AH-RUH-P, she calls it.

Crinkling, and brilliant, nearly glowing, blue, ( Read more... )

Rolanda surely must be instructing the first years! That, or today I have found a child so devoted to the Divine that he could not simply bear the time to walk up the stairsNeedless to say, my east window is irreparable, as is the mosaic on the wall beside it, and the house elves have yet to clean out the copious amounts of glass and plaster that ( Read more... )

Alas!

While the first day of term often begins in a most benign manner, this did not! No only did the students seem wary of the divining flames, but the few that did approach and attempt to read them predicted terrible fates!

A young man by the name of Abercrombie is like to pass on this year. Lament!
I did warn him of the dangers of the blue ( Read more... )

Lovely, and splendid!

Through much toil, and strife the Divinations room is restored to its former splendor! All that it requires to once more become great are the eager young minds of students! Soon it shall have it, very soon precious.

Now if only that blasted House elf would return with my tea-cozys....

Brilliant, wondrous, spectacular day!
The powers that be shine assuredly upon us all!

Through hours of toiling, taxing, grueling supervision, my classroom is once more prepared to educate, and lead students on the path to the Divine!

My, and to a lesser extent the House elves, devotion to cleanliness and order in the realm of infinite spiritual ( Read more... )