Nani wa doko desu ka!?

[odd_tea_leaves]

Kyoo wa chigau!
Nihongo desu ka?
Iie! Wakarimasen!

Oshierusen!
Watashi wa ojiru!
Jumon o chigau!

Dumbuludoru!
Sukuu! Sukuu ne!
Konikurashii!

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OOC: Translation

[odd_tea_leaves]

Today is wrong!
Japanese?
No! [I] don't understand [it]!

[I] can't teach!
I'm scared!
[This] Spell is wrong!

Dumbledore!
Help! Help [me]!
[This is] horrible!

[snapedragon]

You're incoherent.
Finally, you have lost it,
Indubitably.

Kokuhaku no sensei!

[odd_tea_leaves]

Kyuuwosukuu yo!
Sevurasu dewa
Arimasen ne!

Sunapu akan!
Baka! Kouman! Samoshii!
Kouchou sukuu ne!

OOC: Translation

[odd_tea_leaves]

Help [me] from this danger
Severus will
Not!

Snape [you’re] useless!
Fool! Arrogant! Mean!
Headmaster help me!

Forgive any errors, kudasai.

[gredisgreat]

Speak up foul villan!
What have you done to Sybill?!
Are you a kappa

That has possessed her?
That's a cool bit of magic,
BUT! Bad nonetheless!

Kikan!

[odd_tea_leaves]

Kappa desu ka?
Chigau! Sukuu!
Kaiki Furedu!

Yuuyou no
Wesari! Demuku de
Kouchou! Ii desu ne!

OOC: Translation

[odd_tea_leaves]

[A]Kappa?
Wrong! Help!
Wonderful Fred!

Helpful
Weasley! Go to
The headmaster! Huzzah! (Loose translation)

Re: OOC: Translation

[gredisgreat]

Huh? What? Bloody hell!
You need to be exorcised
Before it's too late!

Things are getting worse by the minute!

[riddling_ginny]

Oh dear, Professor, what's wrong with you?
Your words, they're strange, though in haiku!
Should I fetch help -- what do you need?
A translator? With all due speed?

Oui!

[odd_tea_leaves]

Traducteur ? Oui ! Fille brillante !
Français parlant d'I'm ! Recherche d'une ! Assiste!

OOC: Translation

[odd_tea_leaves]

Translator? Yes! Brilliant girl!
I'm speaking French! Search for one! Assist!

(I do not speak French.)