[1] VIDEO POST; of all the glorious returns

[oculo]

[there's a hazy white noise as the screen flickers on but once the image manages to clear up slightly, there's a voice that booms, disgruntled and forced.]

Fucking hell, either I've died and gone to hell where Satan has cheesey as hell decoration in his place or I'm--

[pauses for a second only to be interrupted by a hacking cough. the screen is

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voice

[a_silent_due]

[. . .]

You -

[. . .]

...idiot...

[. . .]

- can't you die quietly?

voice

[oculo]

FUCK YOU IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED I'D BLEED OUT ON YOUR FRONT PORCH

voice

[a_silent_due]

[ a pause as long and meaningful as Badou's finest wet dream ]

...so?

voice

[oculo]

SO GO TO HELL AND STOP WHINING YOU PUSSY GIRL

[playwithluki]

Big Bro~ Are you here to play?

[oculo]

GOD YOU TOO?

[playwithluki]

mmhmmm isn't it great? Now we can all play~ ♥

[oculo]

Your creepy little twin isn't here too, is she?

action; i am late to the party. as always.

[weisshaar]

[doesn't bother responding to the video post and just heads to the carousel (as it obviously was), keeping an eye out for the redhead. idly wonders why he's dressed up this time around.]

action; yeaaahhh who sucks, kei sucks

[markedbyname]

[meanwhile, keeping pressure on the wound and inhaling Badou's stupid cigarette smoke's making her more irritated. her hand's falling asleep. luckily she spots Heine and hopes his Alpha male instincts will guide him, growlingly, to them.]

action; ..... B(

[weisshaar]

[as if his world...mates are difficult to spot. or that the smoke was difficult to smell. trademark frown crumpling his forehead, heine stomps over to where the two are and is more than a little gruff.]

What the fuck happened to you?

[glares at naoto, especially at her reddish hands]

You didn't take the bullet out, did you?

action; oh you guys.

[oculo]

SAVE ME HAINE-CHAN

[plsgtfo]

Then I guess this is a 'welcome back.'

[oculo]

Oh, it's you.

[plsgtfo]

You really do have the worst luck.

[oculo]

Instead of pointing out the obvious how about you put your shitty self to use and get me a cigarette.

[awillowywitch]

[lol pause and she thinks he's slightly familiar] Hey, I remember you!

...and you're shot. That's... not good.

[oculo]

FIVE POINTS TO SHERLOCK HOLMES HERE WHILE I BLEED OUT IN THIS SHIT CITY

[awillowywitch]

Well, uh. You're getting help, right? I'm sure you won't die from blood loss, at least.

[oculo]

At least.

Fuck, everyone's so smart when it's not them with a bullet lodged nine inches deep in the ribs.