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[octavian_trex]

SOME PEOPLE LAST WEEK TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD WRITE A TIME TRAVEL GUIDE. THE TRUTH IS THAT IT'S PRETTY DIFFICULT TO TIME TRAVEL UNLESS YOU YOU HAVE TIME TRAVEL JEANS.

OH WAIT.

SISSYFACEBELLE IS TELLING ME IT'S TIME TRAVEL GENESMY MOTHER WAS A TIME TRAVELER AND SO WAS MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, THEY ALL SORT OF JUST KNEW HOW TO TIME TRAVEL. IT'S A

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[cheshire23]

Sometimes I wish horn-impaling was an option.

Not necessarily one I'd use, but you know, an available option.

[octavian_trex]

THE TRICK IS TO MISS ANY VITAL ORGANS SO THAT THE IMPALE-EE LEARNS THEIR LESSON TO USE IN THE FUTURE.

[eska818]

Sissyfacebelle definitely knows how to take care of business!

[octavian_trex]

SHE IS A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT FEMALE FAIRY UNICORN.

[kagomeshuko]

Aw, time travel jeans sound pretty cool!

[octavian_trex]

I DO NOT KNOW IF I COULD MAKE JEANS THAT HAVE THE POWER TO TIME TRAVEL, BUT I SUSPECT IT WOULD BE A GOOD BUSINESS VENTURE IF SOMEONE COULD.

[alycewilson]

LOL. Great ending! I loved learning more about Sissyfacebelle.