so, good job, Ash, getting that guy to surrender ( Read more... )

But counting contradictions won't make me feel any better today..

rick - got a call from some paper north of NYC for a reference.
i said you sucked, of course.

if i died, would they miss me before the wrong crossword ran?

help me. how do i work with stuff like this?:

"It was a challenge last night to raise funds for the Challenger School’s playground project."

there can be little more surreal in this world than waking up to the sound of Johnny Cash singing Nine Inch Nails.

there's an original fucking idea for a features story: how women (specifically) can lose weight.

as a matter of fact... please, fire me over the jumble. this is hell.

then again, maybe not. it might be so absurd i could live with it.

dude, it would so suck to be fired over the jumble.