I Can't Harem At All

[ocelot_l]

Another fill for the kink meme! This prompt asked for Critic having a harem that was unnaturally obsessed with him and I had lots of fun thinking up creepy things they could do to the poor guy. I included some fan-favorite Critic pairings and some of my own personal favorites, and just like in a real harem anime/manga series, if you don't like who

Comments

[achika_chan]

LOLOLOLOLOL. Love it, and I love Linkara's rescue and 'winning' at the end.

[ocelot_l]

Thank you! I really enjoyed writing this, especially the ending.

My thought process was: Critic needs saving->Linkara's a hero-> Heroes always win->Linkara 'wins' :D

[alien_snipe]

*snrk!* Hilarious. I especially liked Ask That Guy being his creepy self. Film Brain was pathetidorable. ^^

[ocelot_l]

Thanks so much! :D

I actually had to do research to make sure ATG was creepy enough, lol.

Also, I love that description for Film Brain! He really can be pathetidorable sometimes, like in the anniversary specials. But I still love him for it!

[ocelot_l]

Aw thanks! I'm glad you liked it! I loved writing super possessive Nerd and heroic Linkara with a hidden agenda, lol.

[ocelot_l]

Thank you! I did feel bad for Critic when writing this, but it's so much fun to torture him XD

I also liked coming up with the different things each of the harem would do and I'm glad you enjoyed their varied methods of 'loving' Critic.

[obnoxiousamy]

Wait, it was you who wrote this delicious fic? Why am I only now finding this out?!

Let me just say that this is one of my absolute favourite Critic-centric fics in this fandom, all because of the freaky setting. I love how no one takes his opinion into account, I love how he struggles at understanding what the hell is going on, I love how everyone shows their affection in... weird ways, and Linkara! Him showing up and using 'Last Girl Wins' is the only and best ending for this! :D

So, yeah, I'm a million years late, but I just really, really dig this, and I'm glad I finally found out who wrote it. \o/

[ocelot_l]

Aw, thank you so much for your kind words. I'm really glad you enjoyed this fic so much as to consider it one of your favorites. That is a compliment which really touches me and makes me grateful for how many amazingly sweet people there are in this fandom.

I love Critic, but I might love tormenting him more, lol. I always think of ways his plans can go wrong, and here it was very fun to determine the different ways his harem would be creepy and obsessive with their love. The ending is my favorite part just because Critic refused to accept what had happened to him, lol. Sometimes I love writing Linkara as darker/more disturbing than his usual heroic self.

Anyway, thanks again so much for telling me that you enjoyed this! I don't think of this as late, since I'm always happy to hear that someone dug my writing. :D