[fic post] Flavors
Title: Flavors
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings or Characters: Billy/Teddy
Warnings: handjob, Billy being slightly more spaztic than usual
Word Count: 1454
Summary: Billy surprises Teddy, but in a way Billy hadn't planned and Teddy hadn't expected.
Author Notes: Another marvel_kink prompt response. I dunno why, but I'm too lazy to do anon there. XD The rest of this note is mostly copypasta: I'm so not caught up on the Marvel-verse, outside of the YA serials. So, uh, this might be considered AU. Or at least before Civil War. But then again, I don't think it matters. Enjoy the porn! Also, I know nothing of how edible underwear works, so uh. They don't get eaten (though I'm assuming that's what they're usually for?).
Flavors
Teddy's problem began when he mistakenly believed Mrs. Kaplan would alert her eldest son after he stepped out of the shower that his boyfriend had called the house, leaving the message that he would be over in about half an hour, slightly earlier than he was expected. Though he had the ability to fly, and could have actually gotten to the Kaplan household in just over two minutes from his school's campus, it was still rather taboo to be a half-Kree, half-Skrull in public when there was no evil villain or monster roaming about. So, he had to settle for peddling his way to Billy's house on his bike in his human guise.
The mistake he had made now came into play as Teddy stepped into Billy's room, after arriving and failing to realize that no one acknowledged when he shouted his 'hello', and spotted his boyfriend modeling a pair of what he assumed were new briefs in front of a mirror. He then asked jokingly, "Ooooh, those for me?"
Billy froze and, as he was dressed in naught but his underwear, began to blush so hard that Teddy watched as most of his body turned a pink complimenting the red of his face and ears.
"T-T-T-T-Teddy?" he stuttered helplessly, head slowly turning until his eyes were locked with Teddy's own.
"Uh, Billy, you okay?" Teddy asked, slightly concerned. He took a step forward, which made Billy shriek several octaves higher than Teddy had previously thought possible, before the brunette spun completely around, looked about frantically until he found his towel and hid his lower half behind it. Teddy had stopped and watched Billy's reaction, and with growing concern and curiosity, gently opened his arms as if trying to show a wild animal that he wasn't threatening. He made another step towards his boyfriend, this time slower, and asked, "Billy, you know I've seen you naked before, right? You don't have to freak out about this. It's not like I'm your mom. I mean, it's just un--"
But he never made it past that first syllable when he glanced down to avoid tripping over a discarded sneaker and caught sight of an opened box that left him momentarily slack-jawed.
In large, colorful print -- along with a picture of some model's junk stuffed into the same underwear Billy had on now -- were the words, 'Edible Briefs!' staring up at him. The tag line was something along the lines of 'Perfect sleepwear for a partner who enjoys late night snacks!' which gave him the absolutely lovely mental image of waking up in the middle of the night to see Billy nibbling away at his underwear to take his cock in his mouth and--
"T-T-Teddy, I can explain!" Billy hissed frantically, bringing the blond back to reality. Realizing he was still staring downwards at the discarded box, Teddy lifted his head to reveal he was grinning. The brunette's expression went from a mix of terror and embarrassment to a mix of confusion, slight horror and more embarrassment as his boyfriend continued grinning and started walking towards him again. "Teddy? What--"
The rest of his question was swallowed by Teddy's tongue as he was suddenly and unceremoniously made out with. Normally, Billy had no problem with that, but he was still feeling particularly mortified -- though he was quickly starting to feel very horny, as well -- and felt a need to pull away and explain, lest his boyfriend think he had some weird fetish for strawberry-flavored underbritches.
He dropped the towel he had grabbed earlier to hide his shame so he could reach his hands past Teddy's chest to his shoulders. Billy pushed forcefully at the arms encasing him while trying to ignore how muscular and amazing they felt under his hands, because 'you can think about that later, damn it!' he mentally hounded himself.
"Teddy, listen," he tried again after somehow managing to pull himself away from the blond's talented tongue, "I can explain! Really!"
"Mmhm," Teddy hummed, not really paying attention as he started pressing kisses down Billy's throat and sliding his fingers beneath the hem of the edible underwear. Billy somehow managed to keep his moans in, but it took him a bit to start talking again.
"I-I didn't buy these, I... swear," he panted, fingers digging into Teddy's sleeves as he felt a large, warm hand take his rapidly hardening dick and start to stroke.
"Oh? Then who did?" Teddy asked absently, grinning into soft hair as Billy pressed his forehead into his shoulder.
"I-I don't know... Found 'em on my bed... last week," Billy explained between groans. Teddy's own erection was now straining against his jeans, but he could ignore it for a while yet. All he wanted to concentrate on was getting Billy off. Though teasing him about his new briefs was pretty high on the priority list, too, Teddy thought with a grin as he tugged the briefs down to give him a better view of Billy's cock.
"So, you waited until I was going to be coming over to get curious and try them on?" he teased, squeezing slightly harder for a moment as he continued stroking. Billy bit into his shoulder in retaliation, but was otherwise unable to answer as Teddy's fist began pumping him faster.
Teddy resumed kissing at every exposed part of Billy's skin as Billy continued panting and moaning whenever Teddy squeezed teasingly or stroked him particularly slow. Though they both found this incredibly enjoyable, the blond's own erection was starting to demand attention, and the brunette was growing desperate for release.
"Please," Billy gasped into Teddy's shirt sleeve, "I need--"
Before he could finish his request, knowing fingers quickened their pace around him and gripped him just slightly harder, and with another few flicks of his wrist, Teddy had Billy coming all over his hand. The brunette let out a long, satisfied sigh as Teddy slowly stroked him, bringing him down from his high.
"I really didn't, y'know," Billy said lazily, slumping into his boyfriend's arms. Teddy easily lifted him with one arm and carried him to the bed while cleaning his soiled hand with his tongue. Laying Billy down carefully, he wiped away the rest of the come on his jeans.
"Really didn't what?" he asked between kisses as he climbed over Billy.
"Try these on knowing you'd be coming. I thought I had another hour," he explained, closing his eyes and running his fingers appreciatively through blond hair. Teddy paused in his removing of the item in question and lifted his head up to look at Billy questioningly.
"Didn't your mom tell you I called?"
Billy cracked one eye open, not really concerned enough with the conversation to want Teddy to stop kissing him, but answered anyway.
"No... I was in the shower, so she probably left a..." he trailed off before jerking upwards, bumping his shoulder into Teddy's forehead. "Oh crap, sorry!" he apologized hastily as he leapt off the bed and ran to the bathroom door. Hand on his head, Teddy followed his spaztic boyfriend out into the hallway to figure out what realization had struck him.
Billy stood in front of the bathroom, edible underwear halfway off his hips and head hanging down, pressing the heels of his palms into his eyes.
"She left a note on the bathroom door," he mumbled hollowly.
"Okay?"
"Ugh, don't you get it? I could've spared myself this ENTIRE mortifying ordeal if I'd just checked the door. She does this all the time, and I still forget," he mourned, running frustrated hands through his hair rapidly. Teddy fought to stifle a laugh before walking over, grabbing Billy around the waist, and hoisting him into his arms.
"I'm already embarrassed enough as it is. Do you really have to carry me princess-style?" Billy mumbled grumpily, arm draped over his eyes, to which Teddy smiled affectionately.
"Well, you looked happy enough standing out in the hallway wallowing in your own mortification, but I'm still hard and I'd like very much to help you forget all about this 'ordeal' with a nice round of awesome sex," Teddy answered, kicking the door to Billy's bedroom shut with his foot, laying him down on the bed and crawling on top of him just as he had before. Billy was blushing again, but looked quite happy to go along with Teddy's offer.
"Besides," Teddy spoke up as he trailed kisses down Billy's abdomen, "I think I should thank whoever left these for you."
"Why?" Billy gasped as Teddy pressed his tongue against his stirring erection through his strawberry-flavored briefs.
"'Cause they made you taste even more amazing, if that's possible," Teddy grinned against him.
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings or Characters: Billy/Teddy
Warnings: handjob, Billy being slightly more spaztic than usual
Word Count: 1454
Summary: Billy surprises Teddy, but in a way Billy hadn't planned and Teddy hadn't expected.
Author Notes: Another marvel_kink prompt response. I dunno why, but I'm too lazy to do anon there. XD The rest of this note is mostly copypasta: I'm so not caught up on the Marvel-verse, outside of the YA serials. So, uh, this might be considered AU. Or at least before Civil War. But then again, I don't think it matters. Enjoy the porn! Also, I know nothing of how edible underwear works, so uh. They don't get eaten (though I'm assuming that's what they're usually for?).
Flavors
Teddy's problem began when he mistakenly believed Mrs. Kaplan would alert her eldest son after he stepped out of the shower that his boyfriend had called the house, leaving the message that he would be over in about half an hour, slightly earlier than he was expected. Though he had the ability to fly, and could have actually gotten to the Kaplan household in just over two minutes from his school's campus, it was still rather taboo to be a half-Kree, half-Skrull in public when there was no evil villain or monster roaming about. So, he had to settle for peddling his way to Billy's house on his bike in his human guise.
The mistake he had made now came into play as Teddy stepped into Billy's room, after arriving and failing to realize that no one acknowledged when he shouted his 'hello', and spotted his boyfriend modeling a pair of what he assumed were new briefs in front of a mirror. He then asked jokingly, "Ooooh, those for me?"
Billy froze and, as he was dressed in naught but his underwear, began to blush so hard that Teddy watched as most of his body turned a pink complimenting the red of his face and ears.
"T-T-T-T-Teddy?" he stuttered helplessly, head slowly turning until his eyes were locked with Teddy's own.
"Uh, Billy, you okay?" Teddy asked, slightly concerned. He took a step forward, which made Billy shriek several octaves higher than Teddy had previously thought possible, before the brunette spun completely around, looked about frantically until he found his towel and hid his lower half behind it. Teddy had stopped and watched Billy's reaction, and with growing concern and curiosity, gently opened his arms as if trying to show a wild animal that he wasn't threatening. He made another step towards his boyfriend, this time slower, and asked, "Billy, you know I've seen you naked before, right? You don't have to freak out about this. It's not like I'm your mom. I mean, it's just un--"
But he never made it past that first syllable when he glanced down to avoid tripping over a discarded sneaker and caught sight of an opened box that left him momentarily slack-jawed.
In large, colorful print -- along with a picture of some model's junk stuffed into the same underwear Billy had on now -- were the words, 'Edible Briefs!' staring up at him. The tag line was something along the lines of 'Perfect sleepwear for a partner who enjoys late night snacks!' which gave him the absolutely lovely mental image of waking up in the middle of the night to see Billy nibbling away at his underwear to take his cock in his mouth and--
"T-T-Teddy, I can explain!" Billy hissed frantically, bringing the blond back to reality. Realizing he was still staring downwards at the discarded box, Teddy lifted his head to reveal he was grinning. The brunette's expression went from a mix of terror and embarrassment to a mix of confusion, slight horror and more embarrassment as his boyfriend continued grinning and started walking towards him again. "Teddy? What--"
The rest of his question was swallowed by Teddy's tongue as he was suddenly and unceremoniously made out with. Normally, Billy had no problem with that, but he was still feeling particularly mortified -- though he was quickly starting to feel very horny, as well -- and felt a need to pull away and explain, lest his boyfriend think he had some weird fetish for strawberry-flavored underbritches.
He dropped the towel he had grabbed earlier to hide his shame so he could reach his hands past Teddy's chest to his shoulders. Billy pushed forcefully at the arms encasing him while trying to ignore how muscular and amazing they felt under his hands, because 'you can think about that later, damn it!' he mentally hounded himself.
"Teddy, listen," he tried again after somehow managing to pull himself away from the blond's talented tongue, "I can explain! Really!"
"Mmhm," Teddy hummed, not really paying attention as he started pressing kisses down Billy's throat and sliding his fingers beneath the hem of the edible underwear. Billy somehow managed to keep his moans in, but it took him a bit to start talking again.
"I-I didn't buy these, I... swear," he panted, fingers digging into Teddy's sleeves as he felt a large, warm hand take his rapidly hardening dick and start to stroke.
"Oh? Then who did?" Teddy asked absently, grinning into soft hair as Billy pressed his forehead into his shoulder.
"I-I don't know... Found 'em on my bed... last week," Billy explained between groans. Teddy's own erection was now straining against his jeans, but he could ignore it for a while yet. All he wanted to concentrate on was getting Billy off. Though teasing him about his new briefs was pretty high on the priority list, too, Teddy thought with a grin as he tugged the briefs down to give him a better view of Billy's cock.
"So, you waited until I was going to be coming over to get curious and try them on?" he teased, squeezing slightly harder for a moment as he continued stroking. Billy bit into his shoulder in retaliation, but was otherwise unable to answer as Teddy's fist began pumping him faster.
Teddy resumed kissing at every exposed part of Billy's skin as Billy continued panting and moaning whenever Teddy squeezed teasingly or stroked him particularly slow. Though they both found this incredibly enjoyable, the blond's own erection was starting to demand attention, and the brunette was growing desperate for release.
"Please," Billy gasped into Teddy's shirt sleeve, "I need--"
Before he could finish his request, knowing fingers quickened their pace around him and gripped him just slightly harder, and with another few flicks of his wrist, Teddy had Billy coming all over his hand. The brunette let out a long, satisfied sigh as Teddy slowly stroked him, bringing him down from his high.
"I really didn't, y'know," Billy said lazily, slumping into his boyfriend's arms. Teddy easily lifted him with one arm and carried him to the bed while cleaning his soiled hand with his tongue. Laying Billy down carefully, he wiped away the rest of the come on his jeans.
"Really didn't what?" he asked between kisses as he climbed over Billy.
"Try these on knowing you'd be coming. I thought I had another hour," he explained, closing his eyes and running his fingers appreciatively through blond hair. Teddy paused in his removing of the item in question and lifted his head up to look at Billy questioningly.
"Didn't your mom tell you I called?"
Billy cracked one eye open, not really concerned enough with the conversation to want Teddy to stop kissing him, but answered anyway.
"No... I was in the shower, so she probably left a..." he trailed off before jerking upwards, bumping his shoulder into Teddy's forehead. "Oh crap, sorry!" he apologized hastily as he leapt off the bed and ran to the bathroom door. Hand on his head, Teddy followed his spaztic boyfriend out into the hallway to figure out what realization had struck him.
Billy stood in front of the bathroom, edible underwear halfway off his hips and head hanging down, pressing the heels of his palms into his eyes.
"She left a note on the bathroom door," he mumbled hollowly.
"Okay?"
"Ugh, don't you get it? I could've spared myself this ENTIRE mortifying ordeal if I'd just checked the door. She does this all the time, and I still forget," he mourned, running frustrated hands through his hair rapidly. Teddy fought to stifle a laugh before walking over, grabbing Billy around the waist, and hoisting him into his arms.
"I'm already embarrassed enough as it is. Do you really have to carry me princess-style?" Billy mumbled grumpily, arm draped over his eyes, to which Teddy smiled affectionately.
"Well, you looked happy enough standing out in the hallway wallowing in your own mortification, but I'm still hard and I'd like very much to help you forget all about this 'ordeal' with a nice round of awesome sex," Teddy answered, kicking the door to Billy's bedroom shut with his foot, laying him down on the bed and crawling on top of him just as he had before. Billy was blushing again, but looked quite happy to go along with Teddy's offer.
"Besides," Teddy spoke up as he trailed kisses down Billy's abdomen, "I think I should thank whoever left these for you."
"Why?" Billy gasped as Teddy pressed his tongue against his stirring erection through his strawberry-flavored briefs.
"'Cause they made you taste even more amazing, if that's possible," Teddy grinned against him.