[fic post] Flavors

[oceansex]

Title: Flavors
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings or Characters: Billy/Teddy
Warnings: handjob, Billy being slightly more spaztic than usual
Word Count: 1454
Summary: Billy surprises Teddy, but in a way Billy hadn't planned and Teddy hadn't expected.
Author Notes: Another marvel_kink prompt response. I dunno why, but I'm too lazy to do anon there. XD

Comments

[aibari]

OH MY GOD IT WAS BILLY'S MUM, WASN'T IT?

I love the boys here. They're adorable, and also, giant dorks. \o/

My only complaint is the POV shift in the middle, which is one of my personal peeves and THIRD PERSON LIMITED, ARGH.

[oceansex]

/needs to get some YA icons

well, the original requester was like, 'bonus points if it's all Tommy's idea somehow' but I was too lazy couldn't really figure out a way to toss him in. but now I have this idea of Tommy and Billy's mom collaborating to spice up Billy's sex life. AND IT IS WONDERFUL. *_*

giant dorks = <3

mmmmm just noticed that. >_>;; this got written in separate chunks over a couple weeks because I can't keep on task and was moving, etc., so I guess I forgot which POV I'd started in. XD

[aibari]

(Dude, you and me both.)

idk, man, part of me thinks that if Tommy had access to sex toys - or, y'know, edible underwear - he'd keep it to himself. And the other part of me tries not to think about Tommy and sex toys, because that leads to thinking about Tommy having sex, and I'm sorry, Tommy my dear, but no. (NO NO, he's still a bad boy who flirts relentlessly with everyone ever Kate Goddam Bishop, but goddam, the first I saw of him was in YA Presents, he'll always be five years old and retarded to me.)

Whereas Billy's mum? Billy's mum would totally do it. Once she started suspecting that her son was gay, she went out and bought lots of books and porn to see how it was done, so that she could give him the right kind of advice "when he's ready". (And now I can't help but think that one day, she sat him down and explained to him exactly what the prostate was, and he went, "muuum," and couldn't look her in the eye for days.)

THIS IS THE APPEAL, YES. *lessthanthree*

I thought it might be something like that, yeah. :)

[oceansex]

as;fldj just reminding me of that issue makes me want to snuggle the hell out of Billy. *_* the art was so adorable. Teddy in Hulkling form looked a little wonky though. but Tommy thinks of himself as the older brother (in that issue, too, even if he doesn't really act like it too well), so I can still see him wanting to help out Billy. though yeah, he is rather retarded lol.

And now I can't help but think that one day, she sat him down and explained to him exactly what the prostate was, and he went, "muuum," and couldn't look her in the eye for days.

... brbwritingthisnowandlovingyouforeverrr♥♥♥