I gave Mahaado-sensei a box of chocolates shaped like a heart. I think he's
confused.

It means I want to you be my Valentine, sensei. You know, you're supposed to
go on a date with me now. We could have wine and kiss, maybe... Uh, guys, he
looks like he's gonna blow up my new phone...

*static, phone cuts off*

... I'm so sleepy, but I have to study. *mumbles incoherently ( Read more... )

I don't think I could be more embarassed right now ( Read more... )

I am petitioning the Gods to allow, upon my death, the disbursal of my material possessions and money, to be given as follows ( Read more... )

Something really fucked up happened, and Mahaado-sensei said that perhaps one of you can help, Pharaohs. I really need this goddamn necklace off, and if someone doesn't banish it, I'm going to lock myself in my soul room forever and let my ka take my place, because it's better than living with the betrayal I've been through. Banishings don't work, ( Read more... )

... I had to go buy a new computer today, since I broke mine in a stupid accident. Damnit ( Read more... )

Something bad is going to happen. The cards aren't too clear on exactly
what, but it's going to be really bad.

Sensei, I don't want to study anymore. You're scaring me. And you don't make
any sense... nothing does anymore.

Haga? I'm putting my foot down. You're not getting divorced! And you're gonna stop being such a smartass about me, because... Just because you are, damnit! And I'll make you pay for it if you don't listen to me!

[[ God, that was pathetic. I wouldn't even feel right hitting a girl with magic, let alone actually physically striking her, and she's ( Read more... )

Eris! I can't believe you got arrested! But I'm coming to visit, and I'll give you something to help get you out... Next time, just let me handle things, okay? And I'm sorry they hit you, but peaceful resisting, remember? Don't ever strike out at a trained officer who can take you down, because they'll just add assault charges ( Read more... )

Okay, that was stupid. Really, really stupid, but it worked. Kinda. Motorcycle now needs to be repaired, though, and I had to hide it so that people wouldn't ask too many questions. This really sucks.

Okay, here's a dumb meme thing since I'm bored.

1. What was the last book you read?
Castle in the Forest by Norman Mailer.

2. What did you think of it?
It ( Read more... )