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Dear Me
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If you would all please turn to the church bulletin…
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Love those Church Ladies..
They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters… These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
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The Scorpion and the Fish (Part 1)
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The Scorpion and the Fish
Once upon a time, there was a Scorpion and a Fish. They lived on land and in the ocean respectively. Not content with where they were, together they go on an adventure to get where they want to be…
One sunny day both were on the beach, the ( Read more... ) -
Temple to the Barrel (Part 3)
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Rays flicker through the smoke from the lightening as it crackles outside. Again and again light illuminates the smoke-filled room as their eyes continue to lock in an unexpected stalemate. Her with both hands on her gun pointed firmly at his forehead. And him, ( Read more... ) -
Therapy for Friday Morning
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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that ( Read more... )
