All the people that I think I am are drunk says: (3:31:13 PM ( Read more... )

i may possibly be dating the coolest girl in the world.

if man is five if man is five if man is five then the devil is six then the devil is six then the devil is six then the devil is six and if the devil is six THEN GOD IS SEVEN THEN GOD IS SEVEN THEN GOD IS SEVEN this monkeys gone to heaven

man, within maybe 24-30 hours of meeting a girl, she had a bruise from me biting her pretty fuckin hard. can i get a high five?

2 things for denver:

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/102306/ayn-rand.gif

also, ive got a girl who wants to ream. psyched.

(this post is mostly for denver because he is currently "not online")

get busy.

hope the bitch dies

happy fucking roy day.

also, i recieve an email when i come home from denver. it simply reads:

"that was the worst shit of my entire life."

i have to admit, i fucked up my liver this weekend and i came home tonight and started drinking again. i love it.

p.s. roy and denver, dont get mad but im definatly not going to quit smoking. i lied.

greet death says: (12:13:10 PM)
i literally took a rain check on class

greet death says: (12:13:16 PM)
i did not go because it is raining


english class girl is mine

it takes forever to cook a bake potato in a conventional oven, sometimes i just throw one in there, even if i dont want one. 'cause by the time its done.. who knows.

where were you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven