new vid - "Piece of Me" - Britney Spears

[obsessive24]

Piece of Me
Fandom: real person vid - Britney Spears
Song/Artist: Piece of Me by Britney Spears
Duration: 3:21 minutes

Summary: The life and times of Britney Spears.

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Thanks to mranderson71 for help with audio editing!


I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me

I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day, another drama
Guess I can’t see the harm
In working and being a momma
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exceptional earner
you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real.
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?


Notes
I started out wanting to make a sympathetic vid, and I think that's more or less the tone I ended up with. However, I have to say that Britney tried my patience during the course of my "research". No one is denying that she's had a hard time with the media tracking her every move, but she makes it damn hard for anyone to be on her side with her constant whingeing.

The vid had to use a lot of low-quality youtube footage, which was annoying but I suppose inevitable. I do apologise for the shitty quality.

The real person vid "trend", as far as I'm concerned, started with wistful_fever's awesome RP slash vids. I highly recommend them if you haven't seen them. Documentary in particular still completely blows me away every time I watch it.

I can't think of anything else of note, so (for once) I'm going to cut it short.