004 [ video ]

[obsequience]

[The feed catches the recorder mid-phrase, the sound initially faint before growing gradually louder as the screen focuses on a figure clad in blue with a generic (sentai) helmet that covers the top half of his face. One may recognize the voice as that of a certain co-founder of the Defense Force, but he's not about to admit to that identity so

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action;

[derpgenius]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH SHOWERS, SHOWERS, I LOVE SHOWERS! SO SO MUCH..!

[ can you feel the tears running down her face. This is the fourth shower she's taken today.

Is all her hair going to fall out. ]

action;

[obsequience]

[ eugh, what is it now? Adjusting his nonexistent glasses (only for his fingers to cramp right up against the visor), he's about to turn a corner because as memory serves, there was one right here -- ]

What is it now, Miss Pas --

[ And in his blind adventure slams straight into the bathroom door due to miscalculation of depth. Ow. ]

action;

[derpgenius]

LIL' BRO--LIL' BRO I LOVE SHOWERS! AHA...HAHAHA...HAHA!!

[ SOBBING SOBBING THE WATER BURNS IT BURNS. Also, Hubert might to able to vaguely hear Calbert barking along with Pascal. Because he's showering with her... ]

action;

[obsequience]

[ He rubs his nose from the throbbing pain of the collision. Is she . . . taking a shower with Calbert -- ]

Why is the dog in there!?

[ Perhaps she's washing him. Yes, that could be it, and she could be enduring the pains of actually showering like a sane person at a sane hour. The screaming is worrying, though, despite her usual antics. ]

Miss Pascal, is everything all right in there?

[sweepered]

[....

You know, it's taking Train all he can not to burst out laughing at this-he knows it's you, Hubert.

Still, he somehow manages to keep a straight face-]

I think that last bit kinda ruined the announcement.

[This curse is awesome and he's so going to laugh later.]

[obsequience]

[No.

Train was not meant to see this. Ever. Curse it.

Hubert recognizes his voice and freezes up for a very, very brief moment before responding with the SFC still at his side, still making his way down the hall:]

. . . She has a way of including herself in virtually any matter.

[sweepered]

So does that mean the Undersea Bubble Corps has to love showers too?

[obsequience]

[ . . . ]

No. But that would be preferred over hating them.

[video]

[itsuitsmewell]

Woooah, dude, that was pretty long-winded.

[video]

[obsequience]

It's to ensure that there's no room for confusion.

[video]

[itsuitsmewell]

Right.

So, what, there's a police force here now?

[video]

[obsequience]

. . . yes. This is the second advert since the first notice two months ago.

[Filtered]

[sweeperpartner]

Are we to have a meeting, should new members join?

[Filtered]

[obsequience]

Possibly. Of course, we can't work on the finer details of such a meeting until we've heard back from those who might be interested.

[Filtered]

[sweeperpartner]

If that's the case, I also suggest you should allocate most of the new members to the center quadrant since that's where most of the residents reside.

[Filtered]

[obsequience]

Yes, that'll be the likely course of action. However, one of the quadrants has also suffered in numbers.

[Text]

[lunateclock]

[......]

Blue star...?

[Text]

[obsequience]

[c:]

Yes. You.

[Text]

[lunateclock]

Oh.

Are you Red Star?

[Text]

[obsequience]

As members of the same corps, yes. I would be Red Star.