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[obsequience]

[The feed catches the recorder mid-phrase, the sound initially faint before growing gradually louder as the screen focuses on a figure clad in blue with a generic (sentai) helmet that covers the top half of his face. One may recognize the voice as that of a certain co-founder of the Defense Force, but he's not about to admit to that identity so

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[derpgenius]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH SHOWERS, SHOWERS, I LOVE SHOWERS! SO SO MUCH..!

[ can you feel the tears running down her face. This is the fourth shower she's taken today.

Is all her hair going to fall out. ]

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[obsequience]

[ eugh, what is it now? Adjusting his nonexistent glasses (only for his fingers to cramp right up against the visor), he's about to turn a corner because as memory serves, there was one right here -- ]

What is it now, Miss Pas --

[ And in his blind adventure slams straight into the bathroom door due to miscalculation of depth. Ow. ]

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[derpgenius]

LIL' BRO--LIL' BRO I LOVE SHOWERS! AHA...HAHAHA...HAHA!!

[ SOBBING SOBBING THE WATER BURNS IT BURNS. Also, Hubert might to able to vaguely hear Calbert barking along with Pascal. Because he's showering with her... ]

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[obsequience]

[ He rubs his nose from the throbbing pain of the collision. Is she . . . taking a shower with Calbert -- ]

Why is the dog in there!?

[ Perhaps she's washing him. Yes, that could be it, and she could be enduring the pains of actually showering like a sane person at a sane hour. The screaming is worrying, though, despite her usual antics. ]

Miss Pascal, is everything all right in there?

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[derpgenius]

I CAN'T--CAN'T STOP SHOWERING! AHAHAHAH..!

[ HUBERT COME AND SWITCH HER HATS PLEASE SHE IS DYING HUBERT HUBERT LIL BRO PLEASE

and Calbert is barking very loudly. He, like Pascal, hates showers.

or right now, loves them.

or.

something.

what. ]

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[obsequience]

[ What is going on anymore.

The world is starting to make less sense for him. ]

W-why . . .

[ He's not sure if she can even hear that over her screaming and laughing. ]

Just turn off the water!

action;

[derpgenius]

I--I can't! AHAHAHAH... I LOVE SHOWERS WHY WOULD I STOP...

[ CRY WHY DOES HER VOICE LIE SO MUCH. ]

action;

[obsequience]

[ HIS EARS. ]

You detest showers! Is that what you're really doing?

[ THIS IS SUSPICIOUS. ]

action;

[derpgenius]

[ SHE'S SCREAMING SO LOUDLY RIGHT NOW but there aren't really any words.

she's just.

crying. ]

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[obsequience]

[ . . . she really is crying.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S GOING IN.

No, it does not occur to him that she may be showering with her clothes off because this is Pascal and she'd probably jump into the stall fully clothed. And she's raising all hell right now with the puppy so he can't do anything else.

Except he miscalculates (again, shut up) and rams into the door face-first. At least it makes the door swing open as he tumbles forward and falls. ]