Well last night was one crazy, whacky eventful evening and this post will detail it. Starts off with Tim, Erik and I driving over to Stuart's palace (the extra "a" is no typo) to pick him up before we went out to some bar. We stayed there and drank for a bit and whatnot and it was quite amusing. On the way into town I am trying to drink in the ( Read more... )

EARTHQUAKE!! Interesting turn of events this morning as I was barely sleeping anyway, but when I finally did I was awoken suddenly by a friggin' earthquake. In my state of groggy confusion I was almost enjoying actually being awake for this one but also I must say it was the weirdest sensation I have yet experienced. It's exactly what I needed to ( Read more... )

Filthy
You scored 87% Dirtiness!

Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people ( Read more... )

Well tonight started with the typical go to the store and purchase some strong beer as always to make up for lack of social progress during the week. We went and blundered our way into a barren landscape destined to be housing for elderly people. Well a nice little cove was discovered amongst the trees by me of course, and we sat for a few hours ( Read more... )

The Horrors Of The World Can Wait Until Sunrise ( Read more... )

I was reading the local newspaper today and I came across this article concerning a local fellow named Gerry and a man he met in the mall named Dougie Brown. This story contains some crude sexual content and is not advised for people aged 45 and under, reader discretion is advised ( Read more... )

Captain's log, stardate 2386.74658.901 ( Read more... )