OK. SO.

1. APPARENTLY, MY COUNCIL ENGAGED ME TO A GIRL WHO HASN'T HIT PUBERTY YET AND COULD KILL ME ANY SECOND BY MERELY LIFTING HER FINGER.

2. APPARENTLY, ZEI IS IN LOVE WITH ME. THIS IS AWKWARD, AS I'M NOT SURE WHAT GENDER HE/SHE IS AND HOW THIS CAME ABOUT. OR HOW TO REACT.

3. I STILL CAN'T FIND MY BLOODY BEAR! APPARENTLY!MAN, REALITY SUCKS. I ( Read more... )

WTF WAS IN THAT MILK? YOU DRUGGED ME, DIDN'T YOU?

ARGH THIS IS BRINGING BACK ALL MY CAREFULLY REPRESSED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES WTF.

GUYS HELP I CAN'T FIND BOSCO NO SRSLY I AM SO WORRIED I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN

BOSCO!!!!