ERAGON ate massive shit and spit it back in my eye.

I know the book is better. Forget all these wannabe lord of the rings and star wars. WATCH WILLOW. It's got a hot chick, memorable characters, and comedy in the right places. Oh, and if you're a geek, it's got that troll and wizard shit too along with a dope ass mage battle and swords and ( Read more... )

I Won a fukin 30 gig video ipod at our company xmas party!!

The funny thing is, they called my raffle number while I was taking a mean piss! luckily my friend, john, ran into the bathroom and said, "DUDE, YOU WON YOU WON!!! THEY CALLED YOUR NUMBER, PUT YOUR DICK AWAY" I was like wait wait, and he was like, "dammit, I'll help you with that. ( Read more... )

buy our album please.

http://cdbaby.com/cd/invid

read the rad little profile we have on their too. I love you.

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Mortals and immortals alike ( Read more... )

jotting this down ( Read more... )

New songs I wrote while sick in the office:

"QUACK QUACK QUACK goes the parrot. DUCK DUCK DUCK goes the MONGOOOSE."

"WHERE ALL MY MERCHANDISERS AT!? WHERE ALL MY MERCHANDISERS AT!?
DON'T WANT YOUR KITTY OR YOUR CAT. WHERE ALL MY MERCHANDISERS AT!?" (yell this like you're from the dirty south ( Read more... )

my new girlfriend wears lion hats that roar and earrings made of radishes ( Read more... )

titty twisting coochie swollen mighty rib guards

flight paving cock melting hammer head shark balls

testicle shaving mountaineer hiking anal wart soup

cum licking ice creaming bottle neck dick hugger

over the top rim jobbing head bobbing uncle horse fucker

try me... i'm gelatin

yeah we promised not to play anymore shows till after our album is done but we couldn't resist. GO TO THIS if you're in SOCAL.


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Modern, Cool Nerd
88 % Nerd, 93% Geek, 26% Dork For The Record ( Read more... )

holy crap. I read this in a nerdy starwars article. it's about count dooku and how they got the idea for his lightsaber design.

"The shape of Dooku's lightsaber, with its arabesque curved handle, came out of earlier exploration of Sith villains. Art Department Assistant Roel Robles brought in a number of Filipino swords, knives and spears to ( Read more... )