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[obfuscate]

I can't find the entry, or I would link to it, but several years ago, I wrote a gloating entry about looking at my ex's livejournal and finding that he had gained a significant amount of weight and become... well, way less hot than he had been when I'd tapped that. I, of course, was and continue to be a Serious Hottie

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[up_down_nosound]

you should like hit him back with some pics of someone else

and then get him to fall for you because you know all the shit he likes - break up with him/stand him up for being a creepy piece...

and then tell him how small he is

[cos]

Is there a tag for the "People I've Already Slept With Introducing Themselves To Me" post series? :)

[obfuscate]

Heh, no. Perhaps there should be.

[obfuscate]

Okay, now there is.

[cos]

Yay! I love the tag name :)

(Has this happened more than the twice you posted about?)

[nyrockcity21]

oh wow. that's freakin hilarious. okcupid offers so much entertainment.

i'm also a big fan of seeing exes that didnt end well get fat. i also like seeing that with friendships that have gone down the shitter. soooo satisfying, isnt it?

you should totally respond on OKC

[my2_front_teeth]

So there are people in Champaign with whom you actually carry on relationships?

Careful working your way downstate like this. Before you know it you're going to be getting it on with some hottie in a scarecrow costume from Vienna.

[see_me_naked]

haha he didn't recognize you?

[obfuscate]

I responded and he said, "I thought you looked familiar, but I wasn't sure." Weird.