in which people can't get enough of me.

[obfuscate]

I just went and got my mail and was very excited to discover an envelope that indicated I had gotten mail from A REAL PERSON

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[obfuscate]

Yeah, I believe he's trying to communicate "RUN AWAY BEFORE I INSTALL A CAMERA IN YOUR SHOWER AND RENT AN APARTMENT ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU SO I CAN WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE."

I don't know what I would've done if he'd put "Every Breath You Take" on there.

Creepy stalker mix CDs are so 1990s

[monkeyfetish]

You know, if you had told me that wanted cr33py stalker guys, I could have fulfilled that role for you... ;)

Seriously, ewwww.

Re: Creepy stalker mix CDs are so 1990s

[obfuscate]

Haha, that's mighty generous of you. Maybe you guys can send cr33pyguy4u down my way. :-P

Re: Creepy stalker mix CDs are so 1990s

[monkeyfetish]

I'll pass along your address.

Re: Creepy stalker mix CDs are so 1990s

[obfuscate]

That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!

/me moves. Now.

[juniperesque]

Well, at the risk of sounding petty, any guy that makes a mix CD that bad is pretty much out of the running. Yeah.

Sorry. Good-mix-CD-making is a quality I value.

[obfuscate]

Hm, you know, I hadn't thought of it that way. It really IS terrible; filling in the blanks doesn't help any.

[krabumple]

Now, is that "Dream Lover" by Mariah Carey?!

[obfuscate]

Haha, no. It's.. what? Bobby Darin?

[krabumple]

Good.. good.. as long as it's not Mariah Carey!!

[ralinad]

*shudder*

[tigers_eyes]

come on. That list has GOT to be a joke list of songs. 500 miles? come on! that's classic laugh track.

[obfuscate]

The really odd thing is that three of the tracks are recordings of those "real men of genius" commercials. ...the fuck?