lord help me

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There's such a dearth of dykeyness in this part of the state that when I send a message to another local woman on okcupid, and it comes up with recommendations for other local women I might want to consider messaging, it recommends to me... me

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[bonjour_kitty]

A girl I sort of dated down there a few years back seems to find the ladiez pretty easily - she just attends classes and finds them. You're equally as beautiful, so this shouldn't be a problem for you. :-) Maybe OKCupid's just not a good resource?

[obfuscate]

No, see. You used punctuation.

[obfuscate]

Nope. Sorry.

Turns out you're just a cuddly widdle wuv muffin after all.

[see_me_naked]

If you need a boobie fix, I can email you!

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Oooooooooh.

[tervin]

Oh, that profile picture sounds just awful.

At least you're hot. I mean, in my case, I'd be sad to see my mug coming right back at me, but you? Hello!