I know I'm sober now and everything, but man do I miss the taste of bleach.

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The love of my life is Carl. That's because he has a .45 water pistol. Whenever we go out he tucks it into his pants and waddles out. One time I got mugged by some little hoodlums in the suburbia. They were the punks from Charleston Preschool, always up to no good. They grabbed my sleeve and got it all wet and asked for snacks. Carl got out ( Read more... )

My name is Obbybobbob. I live in Switzerland and drive an obbybobbobmobile. My favorite food is fish brain, just one strand. My feet smell like ketchup. My shirts are all white but are slowly turning brown. I love it when people litter because that means I can get things for free. Please discipline your children. I like to call god on my cellular ( Read more... )