oh look. it's time to get ready for work. and i haven't yet slept a wink. though not from lack of trying.

fucking ass.

someone just gave me a whole slab of yoohoo.

sweet.

It was taken some time ago ( Read more... )

Oh yeah well, You stand for every known abuse that I've ever seen my way through. Don't I wish I knew better by now? Well I think I'm starting to.

I've lost my mind.

Ode to "America's Favorite Cookie"

Tongue and teeth are black
'You can have some of my milk'
Mom! I've got rabies.

I want you to know that I want you dead.