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And for a time, I thought to myself that it would be more time than that ( Read more... )

 And I answer.

 Yeah. I realized most of the misery I endured was due to me being low rank, and that having done 4 years, I'll be able to retire by the time I'm 40. That sounds sweet to me.

Of course, it DID suck.

I don't know.

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- Best Universal Pictures opening ever (three-day), beating "The Lost World: Jurassic Park's" $72.1 million.

- Best F&F franchise opening ever, beating "2 Fast 2 Furious'" $50.5 million.

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 One day there was a little boy sitting at the kitchen table, eating a grilled cheese ( Read more... )

1. Fuck up the country.
2. Blame the new president and decry all his attempts at repair.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

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"Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. My nose bled all over the table. He hasn't called me since."

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 VICTORVILLE, Calif. - A spurned lover ambushed his ex-girlfriend and tried to cut out the breast implants he paid for by stabbing her, prosecutors say ( Read more... )