ETA: HALT. GO NO FURTHER. All the good you could possibly, possibly find in this fic can also be found
HERE in shiny visual form, with all the fail lovingly filtered out by wondrous
bababanaba. Please go take a look, and save yourself from having to read this. :|b
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*staples* :|
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And that basically sums up everything I have to say.
Not.
Hur- I'm so incoherent now (and I think my neighbour just got woken up by hideous, continuous laughter and loud claims that the Titanic was actually sunk by a giant turtle owned by a gorgeous, goddamn sexy blonde Italian mafia boss TOTALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THAN SOME RANDOM FLOATING ICEBERG.)
Oh and, “HOW EXTREME. ALERT THE CREW, READY THE LIFEBOATS.”
Somehow I'm imagining this in a cool, British, tad-bit-interested-but-still-calm-voice and it just got ten times infinitely better xDDD (The Captain is made of pure win, seriously. He should butterfly in freezing oceans more while manhandling passengers for their own safety ABLATANTLIE! HURHUR!)
We should all go eat oar, because that line is just too hilarious and badass and wtf to NOT make sense >D
Oh did I mention I love you for writing this :3
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Enzio is behind everything that has ever happened anywhere. I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. Dino probably misplaces him often enough for him to get into all sorts of trouble, LIKE SINKING SHIPS.
I am sure imagining it all happened with a British accent made this 10x more awesome than it really is. But thank you so much for reading!
Don't choke on that oar now D:
ilu2 ;~;/
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