[hitman reborn] titanic crossover of wtf part ii

[nymous_fic]

ETA: HALT. GO NO FURTHER. All the good you could possibly, possibly find in this fic can also be found HERE in shiny visual form, with all the fail lovingly filtered out by wondrous bababanaba. Please go take a look, and save yourself from having to read this. :|b

Comments

[kirayukari]

[kirayukari]

I STILL HAVE NOT LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.

besides this was hilarious and I-I could never stop loving you. ever.

BUT I REMEMBER some parts of THIS MOVIE AND IMPORTANT SCENES HAVE BEEN OMITTED FROM THIS FIC. I DEMAND THEY BE WRITTEN PRONTO :|

[nymous_fic]

I. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. *SPUTTERS*

Thank you thank you thank you, for reading and for t-that picture ASKDHSLD;ASDAHL SO MUCH GLEE ;3;/

[kirayukari]

YES YOU DO. I KNOW YOU DO. AND YOU BETTER LISTEN HERE MISSY >|

Noooooo problem AND I READ PART i AFTER PART ii. I MAKE SENSE I KNOW. BUTBUTBUTUBUTBUUTUBUTUBUTUBUT DINODINODINO PLAYING CARDS. CARDS WITH THE VARIA. FANTASTIC *_*

[arisuesei]

PROPER COMMENTS LATER BECAUSE OH MY GOD I'M TOO BUSY LAUGHING NOW. XDDD

[hiroya_chan]

“SHUT THE FUCK UP OR EAT OAR.”

“You have just rid the world of a great evil,” he quips, leaning far over the side to watch the black water. “And also, that means you’ve chosen me.”

HAHAHAHAHAX, THIS MAY VERY WELL BE MOAR MADEOFWIN THAN THE MOVIE. X3 X3 X3

THE BEAUTIFULYUMMYWONDERFULFABUTASTIC CRACK. X]

[nymous_fic]

WHAT. DO NOT SAY THAT. THE MOVIE IS A CLASSIC, A CLASSIC.

Thank you thank you thank you. <3!

[hiroya_chan]

I-I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF COMPLETELY FORGETTING TO REPLY COMMENTS, WHEN I CAN'T THINK OF AN IMMEDIATE REPLY, AND I JUST THINK LATER, AND POOF IT IS LOST, BURIED BENEATH A VERY LONG MENTAL TO-DO LIST. ;____________; I'M SO SORRY!

I HAPPEN TO THINK EVERYTHING YOU WRITE ARE BRILLIANT, OUTSTANDING CLASSICS, SO YEAH. YEAH. ILOVETHEMILOVETHEMILOVETHEMPLEASEWRITEMORE!!! X3 X3 X3

SO, ANOTHER TITANIC-Y PIECE, Y/Y?

[nymous_fic]

N-NO! PLEASE DO NOT EVER FEEL OBLIGED TO REPLY TO ANY OF MY COMMENTS. REALLY, DO NOT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. <3<3<3<3!!!

You are too kind! Please, stop it stop it, or else my ego will inflate to ghastly proportions. :|

btw i love your icon something fierce

[erase_away]

OMFG. THIS IS AMAZING. ♥♥♥

“Captain, I think we just hit a giant turtle.”

“HOW EXTREME. ALERT THE CREW, READY THE LIFEBOATS.”

“Ahaha, all right.”

But I think Enzio is what did it for me. XD This rivals even the original Titanic in sheer AWESOMENESS.

[nymous_fic]

DOESN'T RAMMING INTO A GIANT TURTLE sound way more extreme than hitting a hunk of ice. Because-- well. Giant turtle! Icebergs don't even have teeth.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READMING, bu n-no way this thing even comes close to the original Titanic! :O

[erase_away]

The iceberg can't hold even a stick to the awesome-ness of water activated turtle powers. :DDD

MAYBE BUT THEN THIS IS A MORE GAY AND TOTALLY SWEET VERSION OF THE TITANIC. (with 45% more snark!)

[bababanaba]

I regret so much for not having any reborn icons to bust out with, but I have to comment, so screw icons

[nymous_fic]

....................... THANK YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. w-what is this i am feeling, i think they call it ELATION. Yes, AUGH YES, definitely, agreed with you on all points, the abruptness and the wtf, NO EXCUSES, but thank you so much for pointing them points out. Definitely taking it all to heart. I think I might love you. You are truly wonderful, you make my heart flutter badum badum <3. This comment makes me a little giddy-- thank you, I can't seem to say it enough. Though if you are on a sinking ship, B-BEWARE, Ryohei might attempt a rescue, and I suggest you go along with him peaceably. Leave the fics behind. :(

[your comment is plenty coherent and plenty sane, and i shall cherish it until the end of my days... !! thank you.]

[bababanaba]

You are welcome. ALWAYS.

I don't think Ryohei would even let me get a word in edge-wise, but oh NO THE FICS! I WILL NOT LEAVE THEM BEHIND! I will shove them inside Ryohei's swimming cap thing to keep them dry!

And if you ever do a rewrite (me: gasp, you mean you can make this even BETTER? you: pffft, of course you silly little thing. me: GOSH.) or a sequel or third part of some sort, I will be so very grateful and promise to build you a shrine or something. No, really, I mean it.

OH! And lastly, this inspired me to doodle, so when I upload the drawings (basically them posing in turn-of-the-century clothing and WTF mustaches), mebbe you can look them over? So if you don't like them I'll... uh... take them off the internets I guess.

[yeeeeeeeeees I'm still sane! Take that, psychology!]

[nymous_fic]

AUGH I'm so sorry it took me so long to reply. I tripped over RL, FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME ;~;

I. I just. A rewrite. That might not be... entirely impossible NO I MEAN what are you talking me into. D:

YOU-- YOU WOULD DRAW THEM IN TURN OF THE CENTURY CLOTHING AND WTF MUSTACHES? That would make my shame worthwhile. Surely I am the one who needs to build YOU a shrine, because. omg. Please please please upload them, the internet will be a better place as a result, I can FEEL IT. The giddiness is creeping up on me again-- HOW DO YOU DO THIS.

a-also, can i friend you, or-- :O