"so, i realized...you don't have enough internet stalkers ( Read more... )

mein.

my girlfriend has been spending more time (digitally and otherwise) with my boyfriend than with me.

i am jealous.

and i feel un-needed.

like i was here to serve a purpose, and now that it is done, they all get to walk away.

fine.

go then.

so i've been doing random searches for the last um, hour. (yeah it's saturday, i'm bored) and i've come to the conclusion that livejournal users are completely insane. i'm obviously no exemption, as i am using livejournal...and based on my theory, i must be insane as well ( Read more... )

i have no friends, but i'll do this anyway just to humor myself.
yay!

If you read this,
even if I don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you...

i have a huge adam's apple. only trouble is: i'm a girl. that's not right. i'm calling it my eve's apple from now on. frickin' giraffe neck.

that's all.

there. the spinning penguin is perfectly acceptable.
all better.

well...i thought i was leaving, and then i discovered the lil' bottom part of the update page, see it? it's right down there. oh, no, you probably don't see it. well anyway, there's this little bugger at the bottom where you can say what music you're listening to, and i wasn't listening to any music before so i felt rather left out...so i decided i ( Read more... )

wow. i'm finally breaking my LJ cherry ( Read more... )