So image you are sleeping soundly and a strange gagging noise wakes you up. You open your eyes and there staring you in the face is a cat who is currently in the process of throwing up about 4 inches from your face. You manage to escape clean but there it is nasty cat puke on the bed where you are sleeping ( Read more... )

So I thought I was aware that New York was full of gay people. I thought I was the single fag hag for so long for a reason. I thought i understood that the strait man in New York is a rare species and that they called it gay New York once upon a time for a reason ( Read more... )

So tonight was my first night of "work". Really it was just mock service for friends and family because the wine bar isnt open yet. Today I almost had a nervous breakdown. I don't know why, I just freaked. For some reason I was convinced that I was going to mess up more than I have ever messed up in my life ( Read more... )

So it has been very famously said that you can't always get what you want ( Read more... )

Its funny when you are waiting for the subway and your friend is also waiting for the subway but on the other side of the tracks. You are so close to each other and could be having or continuing your conversation but you don't because it would be awkward and you don't want the rest of the people waiting to hear you talking and vice versa.

I would just like to state that it is 8:24 am on a Sunday and I woke up after 6 fitful hours of sleep to go to yoga so I won't feel so bad when I go get drunk at 2pm today at brunch.
I think this has gone too far.

my posts have been frequent desperate and quick ( Read more... )

I don't know if it is the drinking or the birthday or the almost 4 am and i need to get up early tomorrow, but everything seems a lot more important right now. The things that i always normaly am bothered or enamored by are breaking my heart right now. Maybe Bobby and Luke were right, maybe 22 does suck ( Read more... )

Exactly one year ago today i was sitting on the steps of a heroine clinic in Edinboro(sp) Scotland. No I didnt have a habit, I just didnt have a place to stay. I was there with Bethany and Tey and Russel and the wierd Japanese guy who climbed over walls and shit. And then some nice Scottish people came by and took us home with them and let us sleep ( Read more... )

there was once a summer when i was Kelly Osbourne, I threw the best birthday party ever, it rained all the time, me and patrick were friends, fleet week meant some wierd ass sailors invaiding my life and 28 days later and Pirates of the Carribean were on my top 10 list of things to do ( Read more... )