OFFICIAL NOTICE 1: BANNED SUBSTANCES

[nursefuji]

Students are reminded that the following items are considered contraband and will be confiscated immediately.

Pure or castor sugar.
Powdered sugar.

All artificial sweeteners (in their uncooked form), including;
- Aspartame (Nutrasweet, Equal, etc.)
- Saccharin (Sweet 'n' Low)
- Sucralose (Splenda)
- Neotame (Calogran)
- Acesulfate potassium (Nutrinova)

Comments

[lostdesu]

Ano... Ms. Fuji? There's something on this list that I couldn't help but notice desu...

To be exact, you, um, mentioned birth control. So, I thought to ask... since contraception is available and allowed -- are, ah, sexual relations against the rules or not? Not that I'm planning on any, of course, I just got curious desu ^^;;;;;;

[nursefuji]

The particular contraception referenced here is "the pill." Although its' primary use is a contraceptive, it also eases period pain and flow, and, in some cases, may clear unwanted teenage acne.

To answer your question here, Taichi ^_^ Sexual relations are against the rules. That said, the morning after pill is also available from the office. We all make mistakes, after all.

[lostdesu]

Well, damn desu.

Ahh. Thank you for clearing that up ^^;;;

(OOC: Strikes gone.)

[nursefuji]

^_^ No problem

[la_purchase]

What's wrong with toothpaste?

[nursefuji]

You are perfectly welcome to use the school's toothpaste, Seiichi. ^_^ We have similar restrictions to most major airports as we've had ... incidents... before.

[la_purchase]

...Incidents with toothpaste.

[nursefuji]

Yes. Have you ever been in a school in the middle of a bomb threat, Seiichi? ^_^ Very unpleasant experience. The student in question had recieved gel explosive in a box of toothpaste.

[speedy_kenya]

That's... a lot. And explains why you had to ask for the MP3 player for me.

But... toothpaste? What the hell can we do with toothpaste?

[nursefuji]

Liquid explosive in the toothpaste. Happened before ^_^;; true story. Don't get ideas~!

[speedy_kenya]

Another question. Why can't we have sugar?

[nursefuji]

You are allowed to have sugar. As long as it is the sugar from the cafeteria / kitchens. You can't, say, have a bag of sugar in your room.

[2nd_chance_now]

...no sugar? Or Cinnamon? Seriously?

[nursefuji]

You can have sugar. And cinnamon. As long as it's from the kitchen ^_^; and not kept in your room.

[2nd_chance_now]

...that wouldn't include like uhm- candy sent from home before we got here...would it?

[nursefuji]

It's allowed in things. How do I explain it... ^_^ if it looks like a drug, you can't have it.

[reachthesummit]

So... I can't have deodrant? You expect me to not wear it?

That's a little disgusting...don't you think?

And no toothpaste? I do like to keep my teeth clean.

Some of this seems a little intense, you know?

If the pill isn't allowed, does that mean we can't have sex? Not even in our dorm rooms with the doors closed?

[nursefuji]

^_^ I don't know how many times I have to say this. The school will supply you with toothpaste and deodrant. Please remember, Taichi, you are in a form of rehab.

And sex is listed on the school rules as forbidden.

[reachthesummit]

Who the fuck is Taichi? My name is Hiyoshi Wakashi.

Nn, as long as I get some toothpaste and deordant from somewhere, I guess I can't be too pissed.

No sex? Fuckin' hell.

[nursefuji]

Oops! ^_^ Sorry, misread the username.

Please don't swear at me, Wakashi.