Title: In the Nude Pairing: MinKyu Minor Pairings: HyukHae Rating: PG Genre: crack Disclaimer: I wish Warnings: language, mentions of sex Summary: Sungmin has a novel idea. Kyuhyun is not amused. A/N: For zaboomafoo76
OHMYGOODNESS!!! YOU MADE ME A BIRTHDAY FIC?!?! <3333333333
“I think we should join a nudist colony,” Sungmin announced one day during breakfast. “Or maybe form one. We have enough people, I think.” Kyuhyun choked on his bagel.
I have been laughing since the first line, like seriously. I choked on my own saliva far too many times. I really, really love the way you write~
“Ryeowook,” called Yesung calmly. “Toaster plus strawberry milk equals fire.”
“Coming,” came Ryeowook’s muffled voice from the kitchen. A few seconds later, he emerged, brandishing a fire extinguisher. Aiming at the flames, he put them out with a short, practiced spray.
YeWook. Toaster. Perfect toast. I just XDDDDDDDD
“God created Adam and Eve naked,” Siwon preached, tears gathering in his eyes. “It is only right that we too go naked. I’m so glad that you’re trying to reconnect with humankind’s root, hyung.”
BUT THAT LINE REALLY KILLED ME, LIKE OMFG we are talking legit ROFLing.
“Rationally?” squeaked Kyuhyun, looking around at all the members and Lee Soo Man
( ... )
It's not everday you get a year older; we must celebrate properly *huggles you* Sungmin is very unpredictable ne? Well, Ryeowook is good at cooking and Yesung is good at failing so together, they excel at fail cooking (LOL, am I even making any sense?). Shisus, er, Siwon will forever be the butt of religious jokes in this fandom (and for his Shibrows *wiggles caterpillar eyebrows*). Calculus is a great class for inspiration, but sadly not for math ^^;; Will be looking forward to reading it! :D ~Cause you are amazing, just the way you are~ Happy birthday again! \o/
Haha, thanks so much~~ Very much so, but Sungmin is awesome. And that makes sense to me! 8D He will, he will. Religious, hand gestures, shibrows. That is Siwon in a nutshell XD Too true... Haha, thanks~ And thank you once again!! <333
bb, you had me at nudist colony ;Dpeaches_n_kreamJune 3 2011, 23:02:12 UTC
//LURVES ON THE LEE TRIO SUGGESTION \o/ ALL ELSE IS IRRELEVANT, LEMME SQUISH YOU WITH MY DERANGED AND UTTERLY BIASED FANGIRLISH FLAILING, OMG!
nyahahaha, jk~ but no, seriously, i'm all spazzy, asdfghjlk~!
Sungmin laughed. “If we’re freaks, what does that make you? And to answer your question, I wouldn’t mind seeing Donghae naked. It’s not like there’s anything I haven’t already seen. And besides, why wouldn’t you want to see Donghae naked? He has a fine ass.” HAEMIN <333 seriously kyu, why wouldn't you want to see hae naked :| i mean, really now, donghae's ass \o/
“I want to see Donghae naked,” Eunhyuk deadpanned. Kyuhyun slapped his forehead. //ROLLING, AHAHAHA, WE ALL HE WOULD! lmao at siwon's and shinee's reactions; kyu, just accept that resistance is futile XD to be fair, he'd make an amazing girl addition to snsd.
“This is what all the ELFs want,” said Donghae, brown eyes pleading. “They’ve supported our dreams through all these years; don’t you want to repay them by making some of their dreams come true
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Re: bb, you had me at nudist colony ;Dnumbuh_009June 4 2011, 03:57:01 UTC
I knew you would love that part, you biased fangirl you *is squished* Kyuhyun does not know good stuff even when it is waving its butt in front of his face *laughs at my own lame pun* Donghae's ass \o/ (and thighs and chest and arms...) YES WE WOULD; I PATIENTLY AWAIT THE DAY SM RELEASES AN EUNHAE SEX TAPE (perv? me? Never). I've always liked the idea of Kyuhyun being the only sane person in the midst of a bunch of insane people therefore making him the "insane" one (am I making any sense? :'D). Donghae is secretly a brilliant, manipulative mastermind under those puppy dog eyes. Such a high compliment ;~; *clings to you* EMBRACE THE TOTAL DORK IN YOURSELF; LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE COOL (when I read good humor, I get dizzy from laughing too much and need to put my head down ^^;;)! Thanks for reading!
I mean, really, who could resist a bunch of gorgeous guys walking around butt naked? Oh gosh, we can only hope, but imagine the increased death toll via massive nosebleeds...Thank you for reading and commenting!
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“I think we should join a nudist colony,” Sungmin announced one day during breakfast. “Or maybe form one. We have enough people, I think.” Kyuhyun choked on his bagel.
I have been laughing since the first line, like seriously. I choked on my own saliva far too many times. I really, really love the way you write~
“Ryeowook,” called Yesung calmly. “Toaster plus strawberry milk equals fire.”
“Coming,” came Ryeowook’s muffled voice from the kitchen. A few seconds later, he emerged, brandishing a fire extinguisher. Aiming at the flames, he put them out with a short, practiced spray.
YeWook. Toaster. Perfect toast. I just XDDDDDDDD
“God created Adam and Eve naked,” Siwon preached, tears gathering in his eyes. “It is only right that we too go naked. I’m so glad that you’re trying to reconnect with humankind’s root, hyung.”
BUT THAT LINE REALLY KILLED ME, LIKE OMFG we are talking legit ROFLing.
“Rationally?” squeaked Kyuhyun, looking around at all the members and Lee Soo Man ( ... )
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Very much so, but Sungmin is awesome.
And that makes sense to me! 8D
He will, he will. Religious, hand gestures, shibrows. That is Siwon in a nutshell XD
Too true...
Haha, thanks~ And thank you once again!! <333
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ALL ELSE IS IRRELEVANT, LEMME SQUISH YOU WITH MY DERANGED AND UTTERLY BIASED FANGIRLISH FLAILING, OMG!
nyahahaha, jk~ but no, seriously, i'm all spazzy, asdfghjlk~!
Sungmin laughed. “If we’re freaks, what does that make you? And to answer your question, I wouldn’t mind seeing Donghae naked. It’s not like there’s anything I haven’t already seen. And besides, why wouldn’t you want to see Donghae naked? He has a fine ass.”
HAEMIN <333 seriously kyu, why wouldn't you want to see hae naked :| i mean, really now, donghae's ass \o/
“I want to see Donghae naked,” Eunhyuk deadpanned. Kyuhyun slapped his forehead.
//ROLLING, AHAHAHA, WE ALL HE WOULD!
lmao at siwon's and shinee's reactions; kyu, just accept that resistance is futile XD to be fair, he'd make an amazing girl addition to snsd.
“This is what all the ELFs want,” said Donghae, brown eyes pleading. “They’ve supported our dreams through all these years; don’t you want to repay them by making some of their dreams come true ( ... )
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THat was awosome WOOOW
Sungmin made me laugh hahaha poor kyu
^_^
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I only have two things to say.
First: Min's right. Kyun'll come around. ... Eventually.
Second: Dear god. As an ELF, I wish.
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Well.... That's a downside. .... Major downside. But still. They'd all die happy, at least. xD
Aww, it's no problem. :3 The story was amazing. *pats the the boxer'd Kyun*
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