Spousal Abuse!

[numberoneenemy]

I locked myself in the basement again.This time I boarded it up so no one can get in.

Sweetness beat me.

Bad.

I think I'm scared of her now.

Comments

Re: oh...

[numberoneenemy]

Yes!

Just knock twice so I know it's you.

oh...

[papa_denethor]

Do you need me to tend your wounds, Unholiness?

*leer*

[nelys]

Hey, Melkie, come out- don't be scared, I'm back to normal!

Re:

[numberoneenemy]

:pause:

Maybe-

maybe later-

when the baby cries and when I have conducted some very strong armor.

[nelys]

:sigh: I promise I won't hurt you- I feel bad enough about it, anyway. How about this- I do whatever you want for 48 hours to make up for before. What do you think?

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[numberoneenemy]

No.I'm going to stay in the basement AT HOME for about SIX HOURS or until Denny is finished attending my wounds.

Afterwards,I plan on making some very strong armor.Very strong.And be a good little ex Dark Lord and sulk.

AND take care of the parasite named Sin Celeglorf Bauglir when it needs to be taken care of.

AFTER six hours.

[ghostofisildur]

Aw, poor Melkie! You really deserved it, though.

I can comfort you if you want;)

Re:

[numberoneenemy]

I deserved it for being in my basement while she was off at Celeborn's and Glorfindel's?!Yes,I can SEE how this is entirely my fault.

Gah!Don't bother,Denny's coming.

[ghostofisildur]

Don't be mean to me!

:(

Re:

[numberoneenemy]

Gah!-

Argh-

I-

shit.Sorry,Issy :(

[jadegemini]

:heavy sigh: If you'll locked in a basement, aren't I suppose to be there, too? With my swords and everything?

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[numberoneenemy]

You should've had your swords out when Nelys beat the shit out of me!

[jadegemini]

Pardon me for assuming you were a god and could take anything she, as a mortal, could dish out!

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[numberoneenemy]

I was kicked out of the Valar!Why do you people fail to realize that!I forgot how to use whatever fucking evil power I was left with!Gah!That's it! I'm brooding for the rest of the day!