Spousal Abuse!

[numberoneenemy]

I locked myself in the basement again.This time I boarded it up so no one can get in.

Sweetness beat me.

Bad.

I think I'm scared of her now.

Comments

[jadegemini]

:heavy sigh: If you'll locked in a basement, aren't I suppose to be there, too? With my swords and everything?

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[numberoneenemy]

You should've had your swords out when Nelys beat the shit out of me!

[jadegemini]

Pardon me for assuming you were a god and could take anything she, as a mortal, could dish out!

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[numberoneenemy]

I was kicked out of the Valar!Why do you people fail to realize that!I forgot how to use whatever fucking evil power I was left with!Gah!That's it! I'm brooding for the rest of the day!

[jadegemini]

:sighs, bangs head against wall: Would you let me in first before you start brooding?

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[numberoneenemy]

I'm coming out.Make sure Nelys is unarmed.Then I'll brood.

[jadegemini]

Well, she's unarmed unless you count bunches of really sexy photos as weapons. We're sort of having a war of the sexiness.

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[numberoneenemy]

Uh-

WITHOUT ME?!!!

:hurriedly unboards the basement door:

[jadegemini]

Guy pictures. Her guy body, and Cel's at the moment.

We're posting pictures back and forth at each other. Ought to be entertaining.

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[numberoneenemy]

Well,her guy body isn't so bad.Cel as a chick is hot too.What about you?Any Jade as a girl pics?

[jadegemini]

Hell noOnly if you ask really nice.

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[numberoneenemy]

I saw that hell no.But I'll ask nice anyway.Please,Protectortart,my absolute favorite and one and only protector who I adore!

[jadegemini]

:heavy sigh: Ok, ok. There are some here and I can probably find more if you'd like.

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[numberoneenemy]

Whoo!Jade,you are fucking gorgeous!

[jadegemini]

:laughs: Thank you. The feeling's mutual, as you know.

[nelys]

Well,her guy body isn't so bad.

'Isn't so bad?!' >:(