Dude looks like a lady!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[numberoneenemy]

This is really all too fucking amsuing.

But I'm in a bad mood,so,I'll lay off laughing in everyone's face who was effected by whatever happened.

Wait-

my kid was born?

Shit.Oh.Yeah.Hi,kid.

Nelys, you,your friendand I need to talk.Now.

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[nelys]

:sigh: What's wrong?

[numberoneenemy]

How about I give you three guesses?

[nelys]

Look, just fucking tell me what's wrong. I have a right to be angry too, you know- you fucking disappear again, this time for our son's birth, and then when you get back you don't even give him a second thought. He doesn't even have a *name* yet.

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[numberoneenemy]

How about Hades?Zeus?Dr.Seuss?There name suggestions.

Maybe not,I'm not pissed at you,much,you were corrupted by elven-something or other-anyway,you shouldn't be pissed at ME.I was away doing business,again,while you were 'shotgunning' with Cel.

[jadegemini]

:slips in, picks up the baby, slips back out again: Come on darling, let's go bond.

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[numberoneenemy]

thanks,Jade.

[jadegemini]

You're welcome, Melkor.

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[numberoneenemy]

How's the kid been anyway?

[xxcelebornxx]

Why do I have to talk to you? I don't owe you money...

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[numberoneenemy]

Actually you do,but that's not what I want to talk about.I'm refering to shotgunning with Nelys.

[xxcelebornxx]

*shrugs* What about it? It was fucking harmless. It's just shotgunning basically nothing, there was nothing between us...we didn't swing into a wild affair afterwards, she loves you, I love Glorfie, Nelys and I are friends, end of subject.

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[numberoneenemy]

Maybe I should fucking shotgun with Glorftart then.Since you two fail to fucking see the point and are happy proclaiming it was nothing.

[ghostofisildur]

::SIGH::

MELKIE. NELYS.

Fuck and make up RIGHT NOW!!!

[lordoffire]

HI THERE.

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[numberoneenemy]

Hey!!If you're bored toast some elves,it's a very fun thing.