Dude looks like a lady!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[numberoneenemy]

This is really all too fucking amsuing.

But I'm in a bad mood,so,I'll lay off laughing in everyone's face who was effected by whatever happened.

Wait-

my kid was born?

Shit.Oh.Yeah.Hi,kid.

Nelys, you,your friendand I need to talk.Now.

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[nelys]

:sigh: What's wrong?

[numberoneenemy]

How about I give you three guesses?

[nelys]

Look, just fucking tell me what's wrong. I have a right to be angry too, you know- you fucking disappear again, this time for our son's birth, and then when you get back you don't even give him a second thought. He doesn't even have a *name* yet.

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[numberoneenemy]

How about Hades?Zeus?Dr.Seuss?There name suggestions.

Maybe not,I'm not pissed at you,much,you were corrupted by elven-something or other-anyway,you shouldn't be pissed at ME.I was away doing business,again,while you were 'shotgunning' with Cel.

[ghostofisildur]

Imagine how poor Nelys felt when she had to go through the terrible ordeal of ridding ehrself of that parasite without your support! What business could have been more important than to be by your true love's side during the most hideous and traumatic moment of her life?

I am so sad:(

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[numberoneenemy]

Gah!I know,Issy!I wanted to be there but I just didn't-fuck,I thought we had a while to go yet!No one told me it was getting sped up!

[ghostofisildur]

::sigh::
I know. No one expected this. You mustn't be mad at Nelys for what she did with Celeborn, though.

You should kiss and make up!
:D

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[nelys]

And giving birth to our son, which was not a particularly pleasant experience. Remember, I took pregnancy off your hands, and to me that means a hell of a lot more than fucking trivial shotgunning with Cel. I'm sorry I was 'corrupted' while you were away, but I didn't even know what shotgunning was, and it meant *nothing* to me.

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[numberoneenemy]

Well,yeah,I know.Fuck,Nelys,what do you WANT me to do.I told you I didn't even know when I'D be home anymore.I'm not out fucking around or having fun,I'm working my ass off so we have a fucking place to live,food to eat,and useless temporary pleasurable things to keep us happy.What the fuck else can I do or say to let you KNOW that I fucking love you.

Well,let me shotgun with some beautiful woman while you're doing something for the both of us and let's see how you feel.

[nelys]

It's not you being away that bothers me as much as the lack of interest you showed in your son when you came back. Instead, you get pissed of at me for something I'd basically forgotten about anyway. As for shotgunning, go off and have fun, but bear in mind that I didn't even fucking know what a shotgun was, and you'll notice I didn't do it again after I found out.

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[numberoneenemy]

Nelys,I didn't want the stupid kid in the first place.I said 'hi',I'll feed it,change it's diapers-well,no,not doing that-play with it and protect it.Just because I don't show interest in the kid doesn't mean it's not there.

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[nelys]

You think *I* wanted it? I'm still fucking young and unmarried, goddammit. I wasn't even *close* to being ready for this. >:(

[ghostofisildur]

Give Temporarily Peter North Fucking Melkor to Este and get on with your lives. You don't want the kid, the kid is creepy. Personally, I think what you both need right now is a good fuck.

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[nelys]

:sigh: :(

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[numberoneenemy]

Then why the hell didn't you abort the fucking thing?That's not even the point.The point was there IS interest,I don't have to make it visible to everyone to know MYSELF it's there.

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[nelys]

Look, the kid didn't deserve to die. Have you even *held* your son yet? No. You walk in all pissed off at me about something stupid and don't even acknowledge the fact that I was stuck here giving birth to your son. That wasn't exactly my idea of a picnic.

Whatever, I need a smoke or something right now.