Comments | numberoneenemy: And the winner is.

numberoneenemy

And the winner is.

Apr 12, 2002 18:42

Celeborn is now the proud impregnated male with twins.Sam is still debatable on quadruplets,waiting to hear what the Larimer girl sentences him with.Also,Smaug,you have a little litter on the way due to suggestion by Denny but you'll probably eat your young so whatever.

In other news,Nelys and I are engaged.And Elladan is really cool ( Read more... )

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ex_frodooft April 12 2002, 15:58:23 UTC

DON'T GIVE SAM ANYTHING.

numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:05:31 UTC

Fine.Whatever he was going to have,I'll give you.

samwisegamgee April 12 2002, 16:13:20 UTC

...

Re: numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:14:48 UTC

Oh,fine,I'll um, just let Frodo carry one and you one.Ok?

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xxcelebornxx April 12 2002, 16:00:14 UTC

Asshole.When they're born I'm going to raise them into savage beasts that will rip your throat out with their teeth.

numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:06:17 UTC

They wouldn't be very nutricious to the little ones,Cel,you had a daughter you should know that.

Re: xxcelebornxx April 12 2002, 16:22:59 UTC

I hate you. I hate you, everything you stand for, the fucking eyeliner you use, your stupid lipstick, your fucking shoes, the clothes you wear, the soap you use...I even fucking hate whatever may be in your pocket! I hate you! I hope you fade into nothing....

Christ, wait, are *you* the father?

Re: numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:27:04 UTC

Um,no,I am not the father.Your wonderful sarcastic fucker of a lover is,damnit do you people simply ignore the word POWER!I have POWER!I used POWER to knock you all up!POWER can easily take someone's sperm!POWER can makes dudes pregnant.Damn.

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papa_denethor April 12 2002, 16:05:13 UTC

Congratulations on the engagement.

Will I have the honor of officiating?

Oh, and will it mean an end to...*whisper whisper*?

numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:07:01 UTC

Thanks :) Yes, you will.

:looks at you like you're crazy:HELL NO!She understands.

nelys April 12 2002, 16:08:44 UTC

I guess as long as I'm in on it, it's okay.

smaugthegreat April 12 2002, 16:09:13 UTC

Agggh..?

Re: numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:13:30 UTC

Sorry,flame-boy,Denny voted you.

papa_denethor April 12 2002, 16:13:50 UTC

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is hysterical! Melkor, you should have done this years ago!

Re: numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:16:07 UTC

Yes,I should've!Muhahahahahaha,oh,this is so much fun!

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frodogamgee April 12 2002, 16:10:12 UTC

Soooo no comment.

Re: numberoneenemy April 12 2002, 16:12:46 UTC

Muhahahaha,you want a kid?