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[numanstan]

[It's been a hard couple of months to be a Vince, man. Crazy Mayfield shit. Howard gone-- again. His daughter running off to join a band with some American hipster. All in all, not good times. So, what is a Vince to do to cheer himself up after these bad times? Commune with his motherfucking animal brethren, that's what!

The snow's gone, and 50

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[is_an_island]

I'm seeing an idiot in his natural environment.

[numanstan]

What? Y'want a fish?

[look at how happy they are, England

he's feeding them bits of snackcakes]

[is_an_island]

Should I ask what you're doing?

Do I want to know?

[numanstan]

Fishin', obviously.

[notmiddleearth]

... You're talking to the fish.

[And yet this is not the strangest thing she's seen...]

[numanstan]

And they talk back!

[This isn't even on the list of the strangest shit he does.]

[notmiddleearth]

Oh.

They say anything interesting?

[When you go up with a brother pulling firecrackers out of nowhere, another that does the same with poisonous animals and a mum who thinks babies are brought by fairies nothing can surprise you]

[numanstan]

Well, mostly that England's an arsehole, now. Can't really blame 'em, though.

[numanstan]

Fishin'!

[numanstan]

Oh, that's the borin' way of doin' it! My way's much cooler!

[soexcitable]

[Oh my cod, what are you doing with those fish and that bucket?]

M-my eyes!

[numanstan]

... Alright.

[SHIELD THE CHILDREN]

[crazyclownwoman]

Whatcha doing?

[numanstan]

Fishin'!

[crazyclownwoman]

.....I think you're supposed to keep em' if you're fishing.....

[numanstan]

They'd die if I did that!