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Jan 02, 2011 03:04

[Yeah, that Christmas pretty much sucked. Right up there with the one where he got socks for a present.

Speaking of which...]

[FAIL!FILTERED FROM HOWARD he hasn't done this for a while okay...]

... So, how do y'apologize for murderin' your best friend?

Would a nice gift basket work?

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weaponsparked January 2 2011, 08:26:55 UTC

... I don't think a basket can make up for murder.

numanstan January 2 2011, 08:27:52 UTC

... A card, then?

weaponsparked January 2 2011, 08:35:08 UTC

...

If you were murdered, would a card really help?

numanstan January 2 2011, 08:40:19 UTC

... Maybe.

If it was a nice card.

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hispalette January 2 2011, 12:16:30 UTC

...I guess that would depend on what's inside the basket. And how angry he is with you.

[/LOGIC]

numanstan January 2 2011, 12:23:05 UTC

For him? Jazz LPs. And bookmarks.

And he's probably well mad. I mean, I sorta shot him.

hispalette January 3 2011, 01:36:42 UTC

[who the heck gives out bookmarks as presents, srsly]

Maybe you should rethink this.

numanstan January 3 2011, 10:27:32 UTC

[This is Howard we're talking about.]

... Y'can rethink things?

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politerudeness January 2 2011, 17:47:51 UTC

More than any material item, the most important part of an apology is sincerity.

numanstan January 3 2011, 10:32:51 UTC

... Those're hard, though...

politerudeness January 3 2011, 16:20:23 UTC

What are you saying? That you do not regret your actions?

numanstan January 3 2011, 21:48:03 UTC

Oh, no, I totally do, but... y'know. Apologizin'.

neantmoins January 2 2011, 21:34:39 UTC

If you figure that out, be sure to tell me.

... You think a gift basket will also work if you threatened to kill one of your friends?

numanstan January 3 2011, 10:34:11 UTC

Can do, mate, but it ain't lookin' too promisin' so far.

Maybe a nice card would work for that...

neantmoins January 3 2011, 10:40:44 UTC

Yeah, I didn't much think a couple of apples and bananas really gets across how sorry you are for putting a bullet between someone's eyes.

... Card, huh. [ sigh. ] Not like it can get any worse.

numanstan January 3 2011, 10:45:27 UTC

Maybe one of those ones that're made of chocolate.

Those're nice.

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weiss_tank January 2 2011, 23:21:49 UTC

Yeah, that question seems to come up here, what with death not being permanent.

You're going to have to talk to him, that's for sure. I dunno about the gift basket.

numanstan January 3 2011, 10:35:43 UTC

Yeah, it's well awkward when it ain't permanent. I don't think any agony aunts've covered this.

... It's sorta hard, talkin' to somebody y'just shot, though...

weiss_tank January 4 2011, 00:57:48 UTC

Believe me I know. [He has experience with this. Both in his canon, and here.] Just talk to him. That's really the only step I can advise.

numanstan January 4 2011, 11:09:40 UTC

[but talking is haaaaard] Well, doesn't seem like I've got many other options.

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