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[numanstan]

[So, one day Vince woke up and found out that he wasn't a barber anymore. Cool, cool, he's always one for a change, can't do the same thing for too long. So, he went to go find out where he was gonna work for now on.

And entered the land of his darkest nightmares.

You will find Vince at the butcher shop in various states of catatonic shock. He might

Comments

C

[iinchoucat]

[Tsubasa was getting some meat to maybe cook for the family. You know, Christmas dinner and all.

.....

[V-Vince why are you holding the chicken wing like that?]

Vince-san?

[numanstan]

[not even looking up oh god why do bad things always happen]

Yeah?

[iinchoucat]

Is everything okay?

[numanstan]

There's dead things in there.

[He's pointing lamely at the freezer in the back.]

B

[crazyclownwoman]

[Guess who has been searching for you ever since she found out you weren't working as a barber any more.]

Vince!

[Just going to shove drone lady aside.]

Where did you go! Why did you quit!

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[numanstan]

... Y'think I quit?

Y'think I quit for... for this?! [waves the meat around]

[crazyclownwoman]

That's what they said! But I didn't think you could quit here and....

[Pause...]

Why are you waving around meat?

[numanstan]

'Cause I'm supposed to be sellin' it.

So people can eat it.

[His tone implies that this is equivalent to taking Charles Manson to a maternity ward.]

A.

[thatsnotaknife]

... You alright there, mate?

[numanstan]

It's like a bloody Tarantino film in there!

[thatsnotaknife]

Seriously? [Climbs over the counter to get a better look. Sam clings to his shoulder but appears unaffected by all this panic.]

[numanstan]

Trust me, y'don't wanna go in there.

[numanstan]

This chicken had a family, once.

[Nobody would blame you for running, Abel. He kinda looks psychotic right now.]

[numanstan]

[this face]

C.

[coolbowtie]

[He probably heard that door slam down the block]

Vince? What's going on? Is there something wrong?

[numanstan]

Everythin's dead!

[coolbowtie]

Well... yes. It is a butcher's shop.

[numanstan]

[Completely. Blank. Stare.]

... Oh. My Jagger. Why'd they make me work in a butcher's bloody shop!