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005 ♪ hey massachusetts is he cool yet

Feb 26, 2010 18:07

[So, election time is upon us again, and Vince Noir, representing the noble Great Hair Party, is out canvassing the neighborhood to garner support and bribe everyone... No, wait, it was right the first time. He's dressed all nice and proper for the task, wearing a suit and carrying a clipboard... Alright, the suit is neon green and covered in ( Read more... )

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numanstan February 27 2010, 02:53:04 UTC

Um... America, the girl America, Japan, somethin' 'bout sunflowers, somethin' 'bout pop. There might be more later; it's a really big race.

freakinblur February 27 2010, 02:55:13 UTC

[OK wow you have totally lost him now]

America? Girl America? Japan? ...what?!

numanstan February 27 2010, 03:00:11 UTC

Yeah, there's... people here. Who're countries. And then there's other people who're also countries, but from another world, so that's how you've got two Americas. It's well confusin', but eventually you just... accept it. Or ignore it. Easier that way, really.

I sense a voice/phone call post relating to this topic coming soon. Derp. freakinblur February 27 2010, 03:08:57 UTC

[Give him a moment to try and process this.] Uh. How can a person be a country? How's that work? I mean, I seen a lotta weird stuff in this town, but...

[You can almost see Scout imagining a person shaped like the country of Japan. Or something. This does not compute.] Anyway. Yeah man, you got my vote then. If only because you seem to make more sense than that. And I can't believe I just said that to a guy in a sequined suit.

numanstan February 27 2010, 03:29:11 UTC

Nobody knows how! I've asked some countries, and even they've got no clue! It's just somethin' you gotta accept, 'cause otherwise you just think 'bout it too much and then your head hurts.

... Never thought I'd see the day where somebody'd call me sensible. Not sure how I feel 'bout this.

freakinblur February 27 2010, 03:53:01 UTC

I'm gonna have to talk to somma these guys. That is just too weird.

An' I suppose "sensible" in comparison to people who also think they are countries. Fer what that's worth.

numanstan February 27 2010, 04:00:02 UTC

They're alright, the countries. I've only really met England and Bri-tan, though, I'm probably a bit biased.

Well, s'long as you're not mistakin' me for normal, we're alright, then.

freakinblur February 27 2010, 04:04:43 UTC

Man, ain't nothin' normal 'bout this town, so you don't gotta worry about that!

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