Some professors suggest starting papers with a quotation. "Aww shit they are shooting at us like monkeys in a barrel!" -Chris's friend Mike, in distress when being attacked by the opposing team in Halo. I saw this commercial the other day about yogurt. Yoplait is contributing money to breast cancer research. And their tag phrase, and I quote " ( Read more... )

Grarrarrrhhh funk! Life is getting stressful! I keep trying to be possitive and helping people out but everyone seems to be turning on me! It's like one of those Santas by your grocerrie store and he is ringy-dinging his bell and you toss some loose change in his red bucket, and then Santa backhands you with his bell in the teeth saying "what ( Read more... )

4:30am
phonecall
groggy stuggle to find it
1 missed call
must be an emergency
call back
"mark, will you do your meatwad impression?"

Time do update my journal for the two people who read it! So I woke up today because I had a dream about sneaking Betty White INTO a funeral home and replacing her with the person in the casket so she wouldn't have to pay funeral expenses. I know, I don't know why I'm so fucked up either. But I woke up during the moment where they were closing ( Read more... )

Tuesday, my friend Loaf and I went on an epic journey to Minnesota (a 5 hour drive) to see The Faint. I had the idea to log the trip via camera, but Loafs camera battery died the day BEFORE the freaking trip. But Mark doesn't think, he reacts! and his reaction was this substitue presentation of our voyage. Without further adoo, Mark and Loaf ( Read more... )

Life has been pretty good lately. I just got back this weekend from rocking faces in Madcity with my heterosexual life-mate, Nickeless Nick “To Pink for You” Adam. I went on a movie-watching rampage seeing: Ghost in the Shell 2, Shaun of the Dead, AND Yojimbo! Thursday we had a post-debate party at Laura’s, which was good times had by all. John ( Read more... )

Oh lordy lordy. My life is getting really strange and somewhat depressing. I open my e-mail and not one is from a real person! All I get is e-mail is about penis enlargement. You know what I really want to know? How did I get on the small penis list? I want to know who put me on the small penis list! I see commercials for these "Free credit ( Read more... )

You know that commercial "When banks compete, you win!" I think that is a metaphor for my love life. My friend Ryan came to visit me this weekend and to kick it off we went to a typical college house party. Later this girl approaches me to comment on my kickass signature dance move and proclaims that it should be called "Swayze", as if it was a ( Read more... )

Hey kids! It's a new school year, and that means a new year of updating my web blog to express all my teenage strifes and female plights---and help devise my death-list 5! Just kidding, I don't have any girl problems! So everyone wants to know: what IS up with your interesting and exciting life?! Good question anonymous stalker internet surfer ( Read more... )

Just to let you know, if you wonder why things are looking a bit funky around here it's because im planning a new design. Just sit tight, and you will get your Mark fix...eventually!