If Amy Player were a fifty year old man with a tiny limp dick, he would be Michael Ruffino.

Okay. So, for those who don't know:

a) Laura's father is a dickwad. Left her mom for another woman, had them thrown out of their home, leaving mom to support three teenage kids on her own while he lived off another woman and her family... the usual ( Read more... )

Dear the following people:

( warning, lots of swear words and CAPSLOCK RAGE )