I need a goddamn life. A GODDAMN LIFE.

Actually, I like my life. But apparently I hit big dorktime status.

You Are 33 Years Old

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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

So, J has been bugging me about updating my LJ... which is odd since he *lives* with me and therefore should already know what's going on in my head. Eh ( Read more... )

My hands are getting more and more useless as time goes on. I'm not sure what message I'm supposed to get from that. I mean, I'm 24, I'm not supposed to be losing my joints yet. But, yet again, left-field like illness decided to throw me a curve-ball. Unfortunately, the hand things are seriously screwing with my homemade Christmas. Which is ( Read more... )

I bought coffee, a bagel, and cream cheese at the grocery next door this morning. The cream cheese rang up as $500.50. Yes, that was the most expensive breakfast ever.

I swear most days I can cook ( Read more... )

Well, apparently my parents and I are fighting, but her royal highness has insisted I stop by after she gets off work for my birthday. Why she can't say, drive over on her way home is beyond me.

It's been a rotten, no good, very bad day, and I want to crawl under a blanket and sob.

So the family descended en masse. Went pretty well, except Friday a certain little cousin caused me to fall, twist my bad wrist, and bloody my leg. Much work, much feasting, much alcohol ( Read more... )

I swear, the man is trying to put me in an early grave... er, funeral pyre ( Read more... )

So my sales report had to filter through red tape, and while I got the chance to impress my boss's boss and the CFO, I still don't have a sign-off to send it out. So all the work from Thurs through tommorrow might be for naught ( Read more... )

Sweet Sunday. Have I mentioned recently how perfect my dear J is? We went to the farmer's market this morning to buy Thanksgiving provisions...and he now believes me that brussel sprouts grow on stalks. We bought fat, vibrant carrots, baskets of shiny red potatoes, small, deep green orange streaked acorn squash, jewel toned sweet potatoes, and ( Read more... )