Merlin (BBC) Anonymous Kink Meme

[nozomi_no_da]

MERLIN KINK MEME

Here it is folks, the first Merlin Kink Meme (that I know about.)

THE RULES
♥ Post your request ANONYMOUSLY. Unless you'd really prefer not to.♥ One request per comment

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The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

Step One

Arthur clears his throat, and carefully puts on his low, slightly growly voice. "Merlin," he says, "I have a very important task for you."

"Anything you desire," says Merlin, with only a hint of sarcasm.

"That's what I like to hear." Arthur chuckles as darkly as he can manage, and waits, briefly, for Merlin to look confused or affronted or embarrassed.

"Well, go on," says Merlin, brightly.

Fine, maybe he's slow on the uptake, but Arthur continues undeterred. "I need you to polish my sword," he intones, letting his tongue linger lovingly on each syllable.

"Oh," says Merlin. "The big one?"

Oh, thank god, he's getting there. "The big one," affirms Arthur, and licks his lips for good measure.

"Righto," says Merlin, nods his head in a rather feeble imitation of a bow, and heads for the door.

"No - no, Merlin, you're not following me. I need this now."

"And I'm going, aren't I! See you later."

"You don't understand," Arthur tries, a little desperately. "I need you to polish my big swordMerlin waves cheerily as he closes

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[anonymous]

*snorfle* OMG this is the best thing EVER. Thank you so much! ♥

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

WIN. OMG SO MUCH WIN. *loves forever*

For once, there's something that Merlin is dim about. XD

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

THIS WAS HYSTERICAL.

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

This might just be the best fic ever.

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

ROTFLMAO

Why can't we add comments to memories?

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

Just click on the comment link and memory that. That's what I do! :D

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

I'm think I'm in love with this. MAJORLY!

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

Oh! This was PERFECT!

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[nyseides]

I've never participated in a kink meme before so I don't know all the rules, but is there any rule against crossposting the fulfillments to your own journal/various communities? Because I think the whole fandom deserves to see this one. ;) <3

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[nozomi_no_da]

I've seen people crosspost fulfillments from the Phoenix Wright kink meme, so I don't see why not. ^.^

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

soooo goood

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

djfnewnjrf A++ WOULD LOL AGAIN. Merlin's cheerful obliviousness was so freaking funny.

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[icarusancalion]

Clap, clap, clap. Bravo! Bravo! Very, very amusing. Now tell me who you are so I can read more of your fics. /imperiousness

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

The only other Merlin fic I've written is here, although it is perhaps disappointingly un-hilarious. :D

Re: The Slow And Subtle Seduction Of Merlin Emrys By Arthur Pendragon

[anonymous]

Ha ha ha, brilliant!