( I took out a loan on my empty heart, babe, I took out a loan from my patient soul )

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[Backdated to before the explosion because I fail]

Hey, captain. I dug up something on our pal here that I think you'd like to hear.

Interested?

[Bangladesh]

Here's your "report." I got screwed over by the event staff at the last minute and wound up paired with a kid who had no business being there in the first place. A kid. And a...pet. I'll leave you ta figure out how things went from there.

Satisfied?

[Reno]

You can have your plane back. She's better than she was when I got her, as promised.

Barbs, hah!

You guys won't mind if I sit this one out. I'll be recuperating.

Malcolm! There's something loose on the ship. It's blue and on six legs, and--

[pause]

It's in the hallway, somebody take care of it!