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38 - In Which Apple Kid Discusses Inventions

Feb 28, 2011 22:07

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orangestarbeats March 1 2011, 05:06:05 UTC

See? I knew music was the key to peace!

notstevejobs March 1 2011, 05:27:44 UTC

If I can get the problems worked out of it, yes.

orangestarbeats March 1 2011, 05:28:36 UTC

What kind of problems?

notstevejobs March 1 2011, 06:14:24 UTC

Unexpected side-effects in the listeners.

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miss_dreavus March 1 2011, 05:38:49 UTC

Which song is this?

I don't remember the name notstevejobs March 1 2011, 06:14:56 UTC

I don't know if it has a name or not.

getthisguyoffme March 1 2011, 08:39:35 UTC

What kind of side effects?

notstevejobs March 1 2011, 18:10:24 UTC

Uncontrollable flatulence.

getthisguyoffme March 1 2011, 19:43:23 UTC

Ew. I can see why that's a problem.

notstevejobs March 2 2011, 04:12:04 UTC

Yes. This is why I'm shelving this idea until I can get it worked out.

It is the worst thing in the world to have to run tests on.

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green_thundah March 2 2011, 03:05:40 UTC

I have a can of shaving cream I never use, if you want that! It's nothing fancy, though... I just bought it at the local drugstore...

notstevejobs March 2 2011, 04:11:26 UTC

No I don't need cans of shaving cream. I'm trying to get rid of them. I have like twenty thirty cans of shaving cream already that I mostly don't need.

kfjghdsfhsdg I can read I swear green_thundah March 2 2011, 04:17:50 UTC

Oh! Ohhhh... And I thought I could finally get rid of this shaving cream... Sorry!

...Uh... How much is the shaving cream you're selling?

TWENTY THIRTY. THIS IS A REAL NUMBER. :| notstevejobs March 2 2011, 04:29:26 UTC

Two dollars for a can? That sounds fair.

Or I'll barter for foodstuffs.

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will_be_god March 2 2011, 04:56:04 UTC

That is a small price to pay for peace.

However, I question how such a thing functions. Simply on a practical level, noise is known to alter emotion, yet to cease all strife in a listener is, if you will, unheard of.

Send me the schematics. I wish to see this myself.

notstevejobs March 2 2011, 05:30:43 UTC

It only works as long as it plays music.

It may only be working because the side effects are so distracting...

Schematics? Well, if you want I could send them to you.

::They are an incomprehensible mess that includes using things like broken radios, a spinet, several pieces of moldy fruit, and no discernible power source.::

will_be_god March 2 2011, 05:34:22 UTC

[[what the...what the hell is this slop?]]

...I asked for your schematics. Perhaps there was a glitch, as the attachment you sent was incomprehensible gibberish.

notstevejobs March 2 2011, 06:17:47 UTC

Oh I can try to send them again.

::He sends it again. It's the same thing.::

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