38 - In Which Apple Kid Discusses Inventions
I'm sorry to report that Jeff's time machine device is irreparably broken.
Additionally, my device that plays a song that causes all strife and conflict to cease still has side effects that I cannot get rid of. Because of this I have decided to retire this invention until further study permits the removal of its flaws.
I have turned from these two inventions to a new venture. My latest invention is a water-bottle recycling device that turns empty water bottles into bottles of shaving cream. It is a rousing success.
In a related note: Is there anyone in the market for quality shaving cream? I appear to be flush with bottles of Vieille Épice - Vigueur Virile scent.
Additionally, my device that plays a song that causes all strife and conflict to cease still has side effects that I cannot get rid of. Because of this I have decided to retire this invention until further study permits the removal of its flaws.
I have turned from these two inventions to a new venture. My latest invention is a water-bottle recycling device that turns empty water bottles into bottles of shaving cream. It is a rousing success.
In a related note: Is there anyone in the market for quality shaving cream? I appear to be flush with bottles of Vieille Épice - Vigueur Virile scent.