Aeryn goes to the door just to see who it is. She's not in the mood to deal with anyone who thinks they could have done better, and she's sure there are a couple.
On the other side of the door is someone she doesn't recognize. Not dealing with it. "Frell you," she greets him, and closes the door on him again.
Pip catches the door and pushes his way into the room, followed by Pippi, who's carrying a box of figurines.
He marches in, two rolled up pieces of paper under his arm. He opens his mouth to say something, when something strange happens.
In the distance, drums start. A steady, rock and roll beat. And then comes the bass line.
Pip drops his papers. He reached behind him and pulls a guitar from nowhere.
Behind him, Pippi has somehow found a microphone and is wailing into it as best she can, throwing up the horns. The figurines lay by the wayside, forgotten.
*Bursts into song*
What were you thinking? What were you trying to do
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"Because that would be wrong. And he's just worried about people he likes, which would be the same reason you did what you did last night. And he didn't mean to be so loud... It's just one of those days. Ya know?"
I am very very pissed off and angry. Let me in before I open the door with a Rocket Propelled Grenade.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
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On the other side of the door is someone she doesn't recognize. Not dealing with it. "Frell you," she greets him, and closes the door on him again.
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He marches in, two rolled up pieces of paper under his arm. He opens his mouth to say something, when something strange happens.
In the distance, drums start. A steady, rock and roll beat. And then comes the bass line.
Pip drops his papers. He reached behind him and pulls a guitar from nowhere.
Behind him, Pippi has somehow found a microphone and is wailing into it as best she can, throwing up the horns. The figurines lay by the wayside, forgotten.
*Bursts into song*
What were you thinking? What were you trying to do ( ... )
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You know his stoic face? Not so much right now. Anybody thinking he was anywhere near perfect happiness at this moment couldn't be more wrong either.
When he spoke, he was quiet. The kind of quiet that would make any sane person really, really wish he was actually yelling.
"Give me one good reason why I don't pull your lungs out through the back of your chest. Right NOW."
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"Come on Pip. They don't need us."
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But when you have only one eye, your glares tend to become concentrated.
He let Pippi lead him out of the room, closing the door behind him.
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Anybody else who wanted to be an asshole could do it elsewhere. Like Peru.
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