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[notsaul]

[HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! It's the first night of Hanukkah, and if you are Annie's friend, a friend of Annie's friend, or happen to have breasts, you have been invited over Annie's house for the celebration! And by invited, I definitely mean forced. Perhaps bodily dragged.

A. There is a really hideous-looking plastic menorah on a table next to the

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart gives a swagger as he lays down the plate of super awesome Leviathan family latkes. They look like potato pancakes... but how do they taste...?]

Go on and have a bite, you'll not regret it!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

I bet it is.

And his tasty cuttlefish legs...

He was nice though...

[notsaul]

Yeah...

That's really fucking creepy, but yeah...

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Pfft. Can't help it if he tastes like delicious cuttlefish.

Speaking of.... [Mart gestures at the squid on the table.]

[notsaul]

Speaking of what?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

What's the deal with the squid.

On the table.

[notsaul]

What squid.

What table.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

The fuck're you talking about. Right there!

[And he points to exactly what he said.]

[notsaul]

I don't see shit, so.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Alright, fuck it.

So, we doing presents tonight?

[notsaul]

Yes!

Guess what I got you.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Awesome!

What'd ya get me?

[notsaul]

I said guess, motherfucker, did I fucking stutter.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Okay...

A big, free, giant lobster dinner?

[notsaul]

... Sorta.

What'd you get me?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Something I think you'd really enjoy!

[Mart pulls out a large box.]

A huge ass t-bone steak!

And a can of weedkiller so you can kill wolfsbane from growing and shit. Or just to spray The Major in the eyes.