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[notsaul]

[By night, the werewolf works...

HAHA, not so much, it's, like, mid-afternoon and Annie is all up on your shit, putting up this beautifully hand-drawn poster on every available and unavailable surface. Walls. Doors. The slower-moving elderly. Everything. They are all her billboard bitches now.

Catch her in the act. Catch her after the act. Catch her

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[ofoz]

[oh no you did not just staple this undignified mess onto Ozma's front door. Ozma stands behind her, hands on her hips, having just caught Annie in the act.]

Oh. Are we decorating now? [She sounds dry, but really, she hasn't decided if this is amusing or annoying yet.]

[notsaul]

Not decorating. Advertising.

... You might be too young, though. Maybe.

[ofoz]

[And she's marching right on up to pull the paper off of her door. She shoots it an incredulous look, and then gives Annie the exact same look.]

Advertising what, exactly? I assure you, my age, while none of your business, is not a concern here. [eternally 14 is totally old enough. and a touchy subject maybe.]

[notsaul]

PervFest! It's like a Love Fest but with, like, a lot more really terrible porn and shit.

[notsaul]

A poster. God, haven't you people ever seen one before...

[notsaul]

... Penises.

Do I really need to explain this.

[battymadam]

[slow-moving elderly? In Mayfield? Yeah right, like those are even the-

oh.

well! never mind.

Of course, being privy to a house that has had well over its share of pranksters, Foster assumes she now has a "kick me." So she's going to try to get that sign.]

hahahaha my trap worked

[notsaul]

[yeah you go get that sign old lady

you go get it]

It was pretty obvious, but why not right. 1/2

[battymadam]

[Ooh! She got it!! Now, let's see]

[battymadam]

....

Who is responsible for this??

[doofenstrudel]

[There were three of the flyers on the bakery door, this morning. Doofenshmirtz found them when he came in for work.]

Eh? What's this?

[One is plucked from the door, inspected closely...

And then he just stands there for a solid minute, one eyebrow arched much higher than the other.

He is also slowly turning an entertaining shade of pink.]

There are... there are green things...

[notsaul]

Does the fucking lesbian seriously have to explain penises to everyone in this fucking town-- oh.

Those are tentacles, dude.

[doofenstrudel]

Oh. Tentacles.

...

But what does that have to do with vaginas?!

[No no, Doof, you don't want to ask things like that]

[notsaul]

... Dude, if you don't know by now, you're, like, fucking beyond help.

[myblimpisbigger]

[Well, he's not slow-moving or elderly, but he's huge, which means his back can hold, like, ten posters without them overlapping. Annie, you know you want to get in on this prime real-estate.

Go on.

Come at me bro.]

[notsaul]

[my god

this is like the fucking Everest of using living beings as billboards

gonna put one

so gently

by which I mean she's slamming one right on his back]

1/2

[myblimpisbigger]

Red fire--

[just gonna

whip around

ready to backhand the shit out of --

oh it's a little girl]

2/2

[myblimpisbigger]

There are more polite ways to get someone's attention, you know.