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[notsaul]

[By night, the werewolf works...

HAHA, not so much, it's, like, mid-afternoon and Annie is all up on your shit, putting up this beautifully hand-drawn poster on every available and unavailable surface. Walls. Doors. The slower-moving elderly. Everything. They are all her billboard bitches now.

Catch her in the act. Catch her after the act. Catch her

Comments

[ofoz]

[oh no you did not just staple this undignified mess onto Ozma's front door. Ozma stands behind her, hands on her hips, having just caught Annie in the act.]

Oh. Are we decorating now? [She sounds dry, but really, she hasn't decided if this is amusing or annoying yet.]

[notsaul]

Not decorating. Advertising.

... You might be too young, though. Maybe.

[ofoz]

[And she's marching right on up to pull the paper off of her door. She shoots it an incredulous look, and then gives Annie the exact same look.]

Advertising what, exactly? I assure you, my age, while none of your business, is not a concern here. [eternally 14 is totally old enough. and a touchy subject maybe.]

[notsaul]

PervFest! It's like a Love Fest but with, like, a lot more really terrible porn and shit.

[ofoz]

That sounds... [appalling. disgraceful. completely fucked up.] ... interesting.

[notsaul]

It's gonna be interesting as fuck, that's what it's gonna be!

You should go. Might learn some shit.

[ofoz]

Somehow, I doubt the educational value.

[notsaul]

You'll learn about tentacles! Very educational! It's, like, biology or some shit!

[ofoz]

Tentacles! Well that changes everything, doesn't it?

[notsaul]

... Does it?