014 ⚸ forward-dated to after zombiefield PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE Y'ALL

[notsaul]

[A: 1667 Nelson Street]

[Ah, sleep. One of Annie's favorite things to do on a bed. But, her bed feels a lot bigger today than it normally does, which is really weird. It's not like she's an expert or anything, but she's pretty sure twin beds... There's also someone else in it, which is weird for Mayfield. Maybe Raz had a nightmare or something...

She

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A

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Well, that was one way to wake up. And while most people would be annoyed or angered to wake up in such a way, the Major still keeps smiling as he rubs his eyes. Well. Looks like he'd be having a new wife and have to explain-

He pauses as he looks at the woman in his bed, smile increasing a bit.]

My.

I had no clue you'd be so desperate to get the jump on me that you'd sneak into my bed, Fraulein.

[notsaul]

Ew. Ew. Ewwwwwww.

[JUMPING ALL UP OUT THIS BED and POINTING ACCUSINGLY] What the fuck did you do, you bastard!

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Still smiling, the Major lays his head against one of his knuckles, eyes trained on Annie.]

I woke up.

[notsaul]

... Yeah, no, fuck you, I'm going home.

[and turning away...]

... Okay, why is my shit in your closet. [WILLFUL IGNORANCE IS THE BEST KIND OF IGNORANCE]

A

[moonspirals]

[That scream makes Usagi sit bolt-upright in bed. Without thinking about it, she moves in the direction of the scream...

...only to realize where it's coming from. Uhh...she's not going to go in there. She's just going to call from outside.]

...Um. I-is everything okay?

[notsaul]

[sorry usagi, she's just gonna

KICK

DOWN

THIS

DOOR]

... It was like that when I fucking got here! [ANGRILY WALKING PAST HER-- wait. She turns and looks at her, still looking just a bit furious and absolutely terrifying.] The fuck are you?

[moonspirals]

[And Usagi's just going to flatten herself against the nearest wall, eyes wide and kind of terrified herself.]

I - er - the kid spot here. I kind of got stuck here...um. I'm Usagi.

[notsaul]

... I'm Annie. I guess I'm, like, your mom or something. [Fuck, it's not the kid's fault, right... Not like she can really call her a kid, though; they couldn't be more than a year or two apart in age. She'll try to be less, ahem, monstrous-looking anyway.]

B

[jaws5sonofjaws]

A shitload of things!

So many things!

[notsaul]

I'm being fucking serious here, asshole.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Geez.

I'm sorry.

... something happen?

[notsaul]

Yeah, um... Shit. So apparently I'm living in a new house now, as the wife? And you'll never fucking guess who these bastards stuck me with.

[Phone]

[notlikethemovie]

Annie? Annie what happened? Where did you go?

[notsaul]

Um... I kinda got moved out a little?